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belongings expansion 

Mysterious phenomenon by which belongings no longer fit into ones suitcase when returning home from vacation, even after having acquired no additional items.
"What the hell man, i haven't acquired a damn thing since we got here, and suddenly nothing fits in this suitcase!"
"What you've got here is a case of BELONGINGS EXPANSION."
belongings expansion by clemy January 1, 2012

Belonglongs 

Anything you want it to be. any body part, any article of clothing, any object of desire, name calling for people, pet name, name of dislikable person, food, toy, teacher, an adjective, noun or verb.
Did I leave my Belonglongs in the library. Oh snap!..My Belonglong are swollen! Where are my belonglongs? I shall belong you!
Belonglongs by Matt Chu Pichu May 18, 2011

Belongingship 

Belongingship is supposed to describe a situation in which most likely female finds herself mentally attached to a male who doesn't treat her well. She cant break away though.
The guy treats me like a piece of s....I have to do everything he tells me. But I still like him..I am in a belongingship..
Belongingship by Molton69 October 31, 2010

belonking 

V.
Present participle of belonk.

Belonk
1. The art of touching in or around someones rear end when not asked to do so.

2. Nonconsensual rear cleaning.
Fred: Hey Jeff, wanna go ass belonking this weekend?
Jeff: What the fuck are you talking about? Thats disgusting.

Fred:....
Jeff: Just kidding you butter fuck! (Belonking ensues)
belonking by Da-ba-cherry November 17, 2011
To break something.

Can be used in the past tense or present tense.
David BELANGED the movie in class today.

Stop BELANGING my heart.

Jon will BELANG the salad tongs.
Belanging by 1234lold December 12, 2017

Bumlongings 

Items that belong to or are in the posession of a Hobo, bum, or homeless person.
That guy dropped his bumlongings all over the ground
Bumlongings by Infidel4life2010 December 2, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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