Cumpression
Baylee was trying to figure out why she was grumpy and sad, then she realized the hadn't gotten any cum in two months. She was suffering from cumpression.
Cumpression by BIGTUNAS February 13, 2023
Words you can keep
tight as a fishes ass under compression
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.
tight as a fishes ass under compression by GS71 April 4, 2015
Related Words
Compression Shorts
Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .
Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg
Compression Shorts by Nonometo March 10, 2019
anal compression
The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.
After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.
anal compression by PGVaginamort November 22, 2016
compression session
when 1 or more people smoke marijuana in an enclosed space such as a car, small room. etc. The smoke from the marijuana exhaled and burnt stays in the vicinity, causing the occupants to get even more stoned.
compression session by andrew June 18, 2004
cuntpression
My lady friend took an inordinate amount of cock shots and uploaded them to my work computer. At the next business meeting, I hooked up the projector, which let my subordinates view my unkempt cock. Since the cockshow, my career has been in drastic decline and led to severe cuntpression.
cuntpression by skiNorthFace April 25, 2014
Compression Cock
Adam always has Compression Cock when he goes to dances with compression shorts so he can hide his woody when he gets his grind on
Compression Cock by Issaquah'sFinest January 4, 2008
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dirrty
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!