Cumpression 

When one is depressed because they havent gotten any cum for a while

Baylee was trying to figure out why she was grumpy and sad, then she realized the hadn't gotten any cum in two months. She was suffering from cumpression.

Cumpression by BIGTUNAS February 13, 2023

tight as a fishes ass under compression 

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!

He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

tight as a fishes ass under compression by GS71 April 4, 2015

Compression Shorts

Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .

Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg

Compression Shorts by Nonometo March 10, 2019

anal compression 

The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.

After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.

anal compression by PGVaginamort November 22, 2016

compression session

when 1 or more people smoke marijuana in an enclosed space such as a car, small room. etc. The smoke from the marijuana exhaled and burnt stays in the vicinity, causing the occupants to get even more stoned.

"yo, where can we smoke this bud?"
"we can have a compression session in my car."
"sweet."

compression session by andrew June 18, 2004

cuntpression

Anytime a woman and/or her vagina causes your life to enter a tailspin.

My lady friend took an inordinate amount of cock shots and uploaded them to my work computer. At the next business meeting, I hooked up the projector, which let my subordinates view my unkempt cock. Since the cockshow, my career has been in drastic decline and led to severe cuntpression.

cuntpression by skiNorthFace April 25, 2014

Compression Cock 

a boner that is held down by compression shorts.

Adam always has Compression Cock when he goes to dances with compression shorts so he can hide his woody when he gets his grind on

Compression Cock by Issaquah'sFinest January 4, 2008