cuntpression

Anytime a woman and/or her vagina causes your life to enter a tailspin.

My lady friend took an inordinate amount of cock shots and uploaded them to my work computer. At the next business meeting, I hooked up the projector, which let my subordinates view my unkempt cock. Since the cockshow, my career has been in drastic decline and led to severe cuntpression.

by skiNorthFace April 25, 2014

Conpression

The act of being conductor and oppressing people by banning/kicking them.

StixnStonezz: CONDUCTOR KEEPS FUCKING CONPRESSING ME
Iann787: STOP BANNING ME THIS IS CONPRESSION

by is_memegod March 6, 2017

Cumpression

When one is depressed because they havent gotten any cum for a while

Baylee was trying to figure out why she was grumpy and sad, then she realized the hadn't gotten any cum in two months. She was suffering from cumpression.

by BIGTUNAS February 13, 2023

cuntpassionless

When a Karen demands another person’s compassion expecting others to listen to her unbelievable, bullshit.

Can you believe that Karen? She’s cuntpassionless!!!

by Mekno July 27, 2023