My lady friend took an inordinate amount of cock shots and uploaded them to my work computer. At the next business meeting, I hooked up the projector, which let my subordinates view my unkempt cock. Since the cockshow, my career has been in drastic decline and led to severe cuntpression.
by skiNorthFace March 19, 2014
When common sense goes into a female ear, along with fact and reason going into her other ear, what is then spewed out of her mouth is irrational rubbish.
"Hey honey, do you want to stick around tonight? I have several of my girlfriends coming over for cheap wine and convo," says Nadine. "No thanks hun, I can't imagine the cuntclusions several drunk women will come with when discussing the crap you do. I'd rather help my friend move in subzero temperatures than hang out with you on girl's night," says Brad.
by skiNorthFace January 26, 2014