cumpoo 

When a man releases his pent up manjuice all over a female's head and forcing her to rub it in like in the herbal essence commercials... thus calling it, "cumpoo" its always good to spooge, rinse, and repeat.

Marla is a dirty whore who washes her hair with cumpoo and masturbates to Barry Manalow while drinking warm Zima.

cumpoo by SniperWolf March 16, 2004

Cumpoo 

Also called sperm shampoo

When you’re having doggy style sex with your partner in the shower and you pull out and ejaculate a massive load of cum that lands in her hair

"I was banging Tracy last night in the shower and ended up giving her 2 big loads of Cumpoo"!

"wow that's Impressive"

Cumpoo by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 27, 2019

Cumpoo 

Cumpoo is where you cum into someone's hair and then have them rub it in and wash it off. This means they will have washed their hair with cum so it will be nice and clean.

John:How often do you wash your hair adam?
Adam:Not very often but when i do i use cumpoo.
John:EEWWW!
Adam:You don't even want to get me started on head and shoulders!

Cumpoo by Beccles May 22, 2015

Cumboozled 

The act of pretending to reach the point of ejaculation, but instead firing a confetti canon at someone when they expect you to cum.

person1: I totally CumboozledJessica last week

person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti

Cumboozled by dasNobody August 27, 2022

Compooper

the act of using an electrical device, such as a phone or laptop, while going to the bathroom

Mark is in the bathroom compoopering, so he may be a while.

Compooper by Maxine Colina May 6, 2019

cumspoon 

A character in tomato’s universe of monster rancher 2

Cumspoon lost his battle to cumbama

cumspoon by Sourpatchkiddy December 19, 2021

cumpon 

An apparatus placed in the vagina after sex to absorb excess semen.

This semen running out of me is disgusting I really need a cumpon.

cumpon by Cumpon user July 31, 2011