cumpoot

A flatuance from the rectum after anal sex resulting in the release of seminal ejaculate (sperm)...

Steve buttfucked Gary all day until he had the worst bout of cumpoot(s) ever...

by AdamRehab May 27, 2018

compooter

A compooter is code name for a laptop poo

Basically sitting using your laptop whilst squeezing a poo out.

Alistair I'll be two minutes, I'm just having a compooter.

by riggers8 December 13, 2013

Cumpooper

The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy

Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle

by willoom December 31, 2022

Cumpost

An old and decaying sock sandwich.

"Eeeeeew, I just found some CUMPOST under Dave's bed!"

by talc-girl September 3, 2009

Cumpooter

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere

1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.

by PolPots September 16, 2011

cumpooper

After anal sex, the man cums in the woman's anus. She, then, takes a shit. Resulting in, cumpoop.

After I rode her, she became a real cumpooper.

by Z-schnizzle October 20, 2008

Compootah

How a retard spells computer.

Guy - Hey Wassup?
Retard - D00no I onz a compootah lollollol!!!111

by The Koaladude September 12, 2005