cumpoop

the act of pooping after getting a cumload in your butt

i just took the gnarliest cumpoop ever!

by c4confour October 16, 2007

Compooper

the act of using an electrical device, such as a phone or laptop, while going to the bathroom

Mark is in the bathroom compoopering, so he may be a while.

by Maxine Colina May 6, 2019

nigga fart cum poop explosion

When a black person farts cum after an anal while also shitting. It is used in the sexual black community

"Wow was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion!?"
"Yup"

by Gustav Andersen October 21, 2020

cumpop

When an erect penis which is standing perpendicular to the ground, spurts cum up into the air, then has the falling cum decorate it's head like icing.

I blew Jimmy and then watched him make a cumpop. Then I licked his head clean

by Steven Leckie August 20, 2003

Compoopter

1.A computer that is made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much!?
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much music and games

by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

Cumpooper

The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy

Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle

by willoom December 31, 2022

nigga fart cum poop explosion

when a black person farts and has an orgasm at the same time while also having explosive diarrhea

Eww dude was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion? That was nasty as fuck!

by Gustav Andersen August 31, 2020