Cumpoopie 

When you're stuck at the Crossroads between going to the bathroom or seizing the moment to go all the way with somebody and choose the latter, causing a climax that ultimately comes out of both ends simultaneously.

I got lucky last night with my sweetheart, but really needed the bathroom. I didn't want to ruin the magic so I just settled for a cumpoopie instead.

Cumpoopie by rosetintedarcher January 9, 2022

Compooper

the act of using an electrical device, such as a phone or laptop, while going to the bathroom

Mark is in the bathroom compoopering, so he may be a while.

Compooper by Maxine Colina May 6, 2019

Compoopter 

1.A computer that is made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much!?
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much music and games

Compoopter by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

Cumpooper 

The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy

Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle

Cumpooper by willoom December 31, 2022

compookie 

Cute term for computer. Related to 'pookie' characters in English children's literature. In common useage in workplaces in Australia.

You should see my new compookie.

compookie by Gina Dow August 10, 2006

compooping 

The act of using a laptop computer while simultaneously using the toilet.

While compooping, I drafted my fantasy baseball team.

compooping by AJC3 April 8, 2006

Compooping 

The process of breaking down and rearranging old food (via computer system) to make new, useable, nutritional, food.

A solution for food waste/loss is compooping.

Compooping by FPS_burner.adri934 February 11, 2019