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Cumpooper 

The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy
Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle
Cumpooper by willoom December 31, 2022
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cumpooper 

After anal sex, the man cums in the woman's anus. She, then, takes a shit. Resulting in, cumpoop.
After I rode her, she became a real cumpooper.
cumpooper by Z-schnizzle October 20, 2008
the act of pooping after getting a cumload in your butt
i just took the gnarliest cumpoop ever!
cumpoop by c4confour October 16, 2007

Cumpoopsplosion 

An explosion of both poop and cum.
Fuck man, pulled a massive Cumpoopsplosion last night, that shit stinks.

Cumpoopie 

When you're stuck at the Crossroads between going to the bathroom or seizing the moment to go all the way with somebody and choose the latter, causing a climax that ultimately comes out of both ends simultaneously.
I got lucky last night with my sweetheart, but really needed the bathroom. I didn't want to ruin the magic so I just settled for a cumpoopie instead.
Cumpoopie by rosetintedarcher January 9, 2022

cumdoodoo 

I bare backed John and he farted a horrible smell a day later, it totally smelled like my cumdoodoo. It happens.
cumdoodoo by JeremyC. August 20, 2007