Absorb 

To drain, and possibly soak, power or substance from a person, or liquid.

He just absorbed the water with a towel

Absorb by Joel227 July 20, 2007

Absorb 

attract, draw attention by

She was totally absorbed by the busker while wandering on the streets.

Absorb by Phoebus Chen August 16, 2016

Absorb 

Used to Nullify all different variants of "ur mom gay" or "no u"

Bob absorbs it into his body, destroying the balance between heaven and hell, opening hell's gates and letting demons loose. Also takes a great toll on Bob's body. Making him paralyzed from his waist down, however, the "ur mom gay" is neutralized.

Bob: ur mom gay
James: no u
Bob: Absorb

Absorb by CypInDyp June 8, 2018

Absorb 

to take in a liquid, gas, or other substance from the surface or space around
absorb something Plants absorb oxygen.
Let the rice cook until it has absorbed all the water.
absorb something into something The lotion is easily absorbed into the skin.
make part of something larger
often passive to make something smaller become part of something larger
absorb something The country simply cannot absorb this influx of refugees.
absorb something into something The surrounding small towns have been absorbed into the city.

Absorb into something into something the surrounding small towns have been absorbed into the city

Absorb by Viszuals On YOUTUBE June 2, 2020

absorb each other 

when you share a mutual, intense love, you want to "absorb each other".
Absorbing each other involves lover's mutually taking in each other's essence. Their breath, smell, chemicals, energy, soul, spirit, etc. It involves close physical contact and being fully present.

I can't wait to see you tonight so we can absorb each other.

absorb each other by juju2121 January 15, 2014

absorb the knowledge 

(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.

Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"

Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."

"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."

"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."

absorb the knowledge by highschool45 May 13, 2023

Absorb, absUorb, absorB 

Absorb, absUorb, absorB

Absorb, absUorb, absorB

Absorb, absUorb, absorB by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025