cumspoon 

A character in tomato’s universe of monster rancher 2

Cumspoon lost his battle to cumbama

cumspoon by Sourpatchkiddy December 19, 2021

cumsponge 

1: An absolute slut, a person (usually female) who has copious amounts of sexual relations with men.

2: An item used to masturbate into. (toilet paper, sock, hotel bed sheets, etc.)

Example 1: Dude: " hey bro check out that chick! she is fiiiiiiiine!

Bro: " yea man she's hot but she's fucked like the whole football team, she's a total cumsponge"

Example 2: " Dude: man I was jacking it the other day and I had to use my gym socks as a cumsponge"

Man: "dude that is nasty as fuck! don't tell me that shit dude!

cumsponge by -fuckfuckgoose September 12, 2009

Cumsponge 

A girl or guy who loves to swallow

She gives great head, a real cumsponge

Cumsponge by cat litter boy May 4, 2014

cumsponge 

a slut, often a highschool cheerleader

"oh my god, kelly you're such a cumsponge"

cumsponge by s8n8ataco January 27, 2004

cumsponge 

An object or person that absorbes cum.

That slut is such a fucking cumsponge.

cumsponge by Phill McRacken January 12, 2003

cum spoon 

The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).

The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.

NB. Polite protocol is to consume.

"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"

"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"

NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.

cum spoon by TechnoHippie August 23, 2016

cumsponge 

A cumsponge is the sponge you keep on your bedside table in preparation for performing "the spongebob," the sex act where you shoot your cum on a sponge before wringing it out over a girl's head.

"Hey girl, I'm gonna be late for our date cause I'm preparing my cumsponge for later."

"Oh, that bowl of water? Yea, I keep it there so my cumsponge is always ready to go."
"Naw, I can't make it today brah..... I gotta clean out my cumsponge cause I hit my girl with that spongebob last night."

cumsponge by RyderReacts October 24, 2018