cumspoon
cumspoon by Sourpatchkiddy December 19, 2021
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1: An absolute slut, a person (usually female) who has copious amounts of sexual relations with men.
2: An item used to masturbate into. (toilet paper, sock, hotel bed sheets, etc.)
2: An item used to masturbate into. (toilet paper, sock, hotel bed sheets, etc.)
Example 1: Dude: " hey bro check out that chick! she is fiiiiiiiine!
Bro: " yea man she's hot but she's fucked like the whole football team, she's a total cumsponge"
Example 2: " Dude: man I was jacking it the other day and I had to use my gym socks as a cumsponge"
Man: "dude that is nasty as fuck! don't tell me that shit dude!
Bro: " yea man she's hot but she's fucked like the whole football team, she's a total cumsponge"
Example 2: " Dude: man I was jacking it the other day and I had to use my gym socks as a cumsponge"
Man: "dude that is nasty as fuck! don't tell me that shit dude!
cumsponge by -fuckfuckgoose September 12, 2009
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cum spoon
The ability of a male or female to form their tongue, extended, into a "cup" or "spoon" formation to receive ejaculate (male or female).
The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.
NB. Polite protocol is to consume.
The intent is to visibly receive the emission into one's "cup" or "spoon" to display one's skill at capturing it, prior to consuming or spitting it out.
NB. Polite protocol is to consume.
"I stuck my tongue out, wriggled it and made a cum spoon and he soon filled it"
"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"
NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.
"I put my tongue out and she soon gushed into my cum spoon"
NB: A female American adult performer, name long forgotten, demonstrated her 'cum spoon' tongue at Cannes on the red carpet. It was a rather admirable demonstration.
cum spoon by TechnoHippie August 23, 2016
cumsponge
A cumsponge is the sponge you keep on your bedside table in preparation for performing "the spongebob," the sex act where you shoot your cum on a sponge before wringing it out over a girl's head.
"Hey girl, I'm gonna be late for our date cause I'm preparing my cumsponge for later."
"Oh, that bowl of water? Yea, I keep it there so my cumsponge is always ready to go."
"Naw, I can't make it today brah..... I gotta clean out my cumsponge cause I hit my girl with that spongebob last night."
"Oh, that bowl of water? Yea, I keep it there so my cumsponge is always ready to go."
"Naw, I can't make it today brah..... I gotta clean out my cumsponge cause I hit my girl with that spongebob last night."
cumsponge by RyderReacts October 24, 2018