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cumpoodur

The better term for "computer"
Hey dude lets watch porn on my cumpoodur together
by poperoni304 September 15, 2023
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Cumpooper

The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy
Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle
by willoom December 31, 2022
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Cumpooter

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere
1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.
by PolPots September 16, 2011
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cumpooper

After anal sex, the man cums in the woman's anus. She, then, takes a shit. Resulting in, cumpoop.
After I rode her, she became a real cumpooper.
by Z-schnizzle October 20, 2008
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Mack Cumpooter

You are at a local hot spot and see a fine bitch. You go up to her and mack on her. She is enlightened with you and gives you her screen name<-fuck that, you leave and add her to your buddy list then video chat with her and she gives you a striptease and is completely naked you cumshot over the video and fart very loudly and tell her to eat a cunt and give a number not a screen name.
This BiTCH gave me her screen name so i Mack Cumpootered her and it stunk up the WHOLE room.
by m mcdaddy April 20, 2007
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cumpooper

n. Used chiefly to describe a computer that is unreliable or prone to constant failure.

Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.
as a n. "I was really enjoying that episode of, "Golden Girls..." until my cumpooper crashed.

Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.
by Captain Clancy Mccfartson September 29, 2009
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cumpooter

stephan pastis's croc speak for 'computer'.
me ees like cumpooter
by duck666 February 14, 2019
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