Cumkling

When you save any and all cum and distribute as a facial moisturizing cream

For Christmas all my relatives get my cumkling

by Dr moose knuckle December 1, 2016

Cuckling

A descendant of a Cuck is referred to as a Cuckling

“That Cuck Over there has children, they’ll be the new Cucklings of this generation.”

by CRUSTY CUCKS December 30, 2017

cumslinger

Slingshot like object used to fire cum at someone else or to commit suicide. Most of the time another person is present and a game is played similar to that of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" because of the people they bring to justice involving cumslingers. Cumslingers have been illegal in the United States since they have been known to cause instant death to horses and/or small rabbits.

Dude, this one time, I saw a ghost and he shot me with a cumslinger.

by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008

Cumling's

Tiny drops of cum

Kaylee : Hey Kiersten why are there Cumling's on you face?
Kiersten : Well you see I gave Jake a blowjob at lunch and didn't wipe my face off DUH!
Steve : Hey guy's check out the Cumling's on my face I was sucking Chad's dick at lunch!
Kaylee : How cute Steve & Kiersten are twins!
Steve : Yeah Kiersten! (Wink)
Kiersten : Go wipe off your face jackass!

by SlopNChop July 20, 2018

cummling

Sexual nature of a woman or person who loves being showered in cum (semen, sperm). An oral fixation and appetite in making a man cum.

Uhhhhhhhh! You're such a fucking cummling for daddy.

by tweezym.babyyy May 19, 2010

Cumling

1. n. A dried patch of semen on the end of a male genitalia
2. adj. A discriptor for anyone who believes they have power over you or they think they are 'hot shit'.

1. This morning, after my girlfriend left for work, I discovered a cumling on my penis from the night before as I took a shower.
2. That little brat is nothing but a cumling

by Misspells go2 UrbanDictionary June 9, 2009

The ugly cuckling

That one fucker who looks like a truckling, doesn't give a fuckling, and is cucking.

Joe: Josh is totally the ugly cuckling
Maya: I agree, totally

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 31, 2020