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Kaylee : Hey Kiersten why are there Cumling's on you face?
Kiersten : Well you see I gave Jake a blowjob at lunch and didn't wipe my face off DUH!
Steve : Hey guy's check out the Cumling's on my face I was sucking Chad's dick at lunch!
Kaylee : How cute Steve & Kiersten are twins!
Steve : Yeah Kiersten! (Wink)
Kiersten : Go wipe off your face jackass!
Cumling's by SlopNChop July 20, 2018
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Cumming Soon 

The announcement that tells you something exciting is coming and getting people sexually aroused.
An announcement of an epic porno.
Announcer: Cumming soon to a theater near you.
Me: Wow.
Cumming Soon by gregben August 22, 2022

cumming season 

That time of year when every man has uncontrollable sexual desires in which they go around humping any and everything they can mount until they ejaculate.
Zoe: "Dude, Ayush was humping my dog yesterday."

Jennavive: "Yea, it's cumming season."
cumming season by XXX42069er January 20, 2016

Cumming Snot Rocket 

A sexual position where two topping males finish in a lady by cumming in each of her nostrils and allowing her to snot rocket it out. If she snorts it then it's what's call Post-Cum Drip.
Dude me and Clay finished our swinging last night with a cumming snot rocket

Cumming-silas 

When you cum in a dog and slip on the dogs shit.
yea i pulled a Cumming-silas last night

Curling Cock Special 

When when one or more men wrap the female's hair around their cock, simulating a curling iron, and then jams it down said female's throat.
Man, she came in for a haircut, but I had to give her the Curling Cock Special.
Curling Cock Special by BrianMccaleb February 20, 2017

Hot Curling Iron Syndrome 

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.
Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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