Kaylee : Hey Kiersten why are there Cumling's on you face?
Kiersten : Well you see I gave Jake a blowjob at lunch and didn't wipe my face off DUH!
Steve : Hey guy's check out the Cumling's on my face I was sucking Chad's dick at lunch!
Kaylee : How cute Steve & Kiersten are twins!
Steve : Yeah Kiersten! (Wink)
Kiersten : Go wipe off your face jackass!
Kiersten : Well you see I gave Jake a blowjob at lunch and didn't wipe my face off DUH!
Steve : Hey guy's check out the Cumling's on my face I was sucking Chad's dick at lunch!
Kaylee : How cute Steve & Kiersten are twins!
Steve : Yeah Kiersten! (Wink)
Kiersten : Go wipe off your face jackass!
by SlopNChop July 21, 2018
1. n. A dried patch of semen on the end of a male genitalia
2. adj. A discriptor for anyone who believes they have power over you or they think they are 'hot shit'.
2. adj. A discriptor for anyone who believes they have power over you or they think they are 'hot shit'.
1. This morning, after my girlfriend left for work, I discovered a cumling on my penis from the night before as I took a shower.
2. That little brat is nothing but a cumling
2. That little brat is nothing but a cumling
by Misspells go2 UrbanDictionary June 09, 2009
by MesterenHamSelv August 22, 2022
by teba September 29, 2009
1) Cumlings are a creature created by Tomzu HQ - they are a race of white blobs with faces created during the ERP Days - a group of them is called a Ballsak
"The Cumlings have started a war. What do we do?" - "Penetrate the Ballsak center and toss a grenade."
by Tia_Floof~Chan June 20, 2021