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Kaylee : Hey Kiersten why are there Cumling's on you face?
Kiersten : Well you see I gave Jake a blowjob at lunch and didn't wipe my face off DUH!
Steve : Hey guy's check out the Cumling's on my face I was sucking Chad's dick at lunch!
Kaylee : How cute Steve & Kiersten are twins!
Steve : Yeah Kiersten! (Wink)
Kiersten : Go wipe off your face jackass!
Cumling's by SlopNChop July 20, 2018
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Cumming Soon 

The announcement that tells you something exciting is coming and getting people sexually aroused.
An announcement of an epic porno.
Announcer: Cumming soon to a theater near you.
Me: Wow.
Cumming Soon by gregben August 22, 2022

cumming season 

That time of year when every man has uncontrollable sexual desires in which they go around humping any and everything they can mount until they ejaculate.
Zoe: "Dude, Ayush was humping my dog yesterday."

Jennavive: "Yea, it's cumming season."
cumming season by XXX42069er January 20, 2016

Cumming Snot Rocket 

A sexual position where two topping males finish in a lady by cumming in each of her nostrils and allowing her to snot rocket it out. If she snorts it then it's what's call Post-Cum Drip.
Dude me and Clay finished our swinging last night with a cumming snot rocket

Cumming-silas 

When you cum in a dog and slip on the dogs shit.
yea i pulled a Cumming-silas last night

Curling Cock Special 

When when one or more men wrap the female's hair around their cock, simulating a curling iron, and then jams it down said female's throat.
Man, she came in for a haircut, but I had to give her the Curling Cock Special.
Curling Cock Special by BrianMccaleb February 20, 2017

Hot Curling Iron Syndrome 

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.
Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.