fuckling

An unplanned "love child" as a result from ones unadvised decision to have sexual relations with the opposite sex without any form of protection.

Dude! Fuck, I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad!
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.

by Steven mccormick October 28, 2007

fuckling

an annoying worthless fuck who can't do the shit he claims he/she can

Shut the fuck up, you fuckling

by drfreeze December 11, 2006

fuckling

a mini-fucker, a little shithead

That fuckling stole my lip gloss!

by Sissy March 8, 2005

Fuckling

The bastard child of a drunken frat party hook-up.

Jorge, a dejected fuckling, spent his days in the orphanage masturbating into his porridge and dreaming the sweet dream of death.

by The Moose Knuckler March 8, 2009

Fuckling

A slightly derogatory name used to refer to ones friends.
Usually used as a joke but may become offensive if used incorrectly.

a. hehe, ur such a lil fuckling mimi...

b. OMG...if the fuckling doesn't start leaving me alone soon i think i might scream!!!

by super-bitch August 21, 2006

fuckling

The mode of action the Brain Fuckler uses to cause befuddlement in the minds of its unwilling victims.

Sometimes, if I'm fast enough, I catch a glimpse of the Brain Fuckler, just fuckling the shit out of everyone... and we don't even know it.

by V+D November 9, 2009

fuckling

someone who is used for sex and only sex

by name February 6, 2003