fuckling

An unplanned "love child" as a result from ones unadvised decision to have sexual relations with the opposite sex without any form of protection.

Dude! Fuck, I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad!
Yeah maybe you should have worn a condom when you had sex with Alex so you wouldn't have created a fuckling.

by Steven mccormick October 28, 2007

fuckling

an annoying worthless fuck who can't do the shit he claims he/she can

Shut the fuck up, you fuckling

by drfreeze December 11, 2006

fuckling

a mini-fucker, a little shithead

That fuckling stole my lip gloss!

by Sissy March 8, 2005

fuckling

The mode of action the Brain Fuckler uses to cause befuddlement in the minds of its unwilling victims.

Sometimes, if I'm fast enough, I catch a glimpse of the Brain Fuckler, just fuckling the shit out of everyone... and we don't even know it.

by V+D November 9, 2009

fuckling

someone who is used for sex and only sex

by name February 6, 2003

fuckling

an annoying little midget git

muhfuck dat muhfucking fuckling of muhfuckness

by Y da fuck u wanna know? May 13, 2005

fuckling

Derogatory term for a scared little mousey girl who is continuously fucking that kid, you know his name, but pretending they only "hung out once"

"April is such a fuckling. You know she's boning that chinese doucher"

by you know March 23, 2004