Cumiss
Cumiss by Thunderstorm77 March 13, 2022
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Cumass
The feeling you get when you are being directly affected by other peoples stupidity, generically found in military organisations. In most severe cases of cumass, there is a very obvious and efficient way to accomplish an objective however everyone still proceeds to do the complete opposite. Cumass is often felt by multiple people simultaneously, is highly contagious and is most commonly found amongst the lower enlisted ranks.
Jimmy - “We just changed this aircraft rig from seating to pallets, now the loadmasters want it back to full seating again?”
Timmy - “They can’t make up their mind…this exercise is giving me so much cumass right now”
Timmy - “They can’t make up their mind…this exercise is giving me so much cumass right now”
Cumass by Salty-Techo May 4, 2023
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Cumiss • cumission • cumass • Cumis • Cumish • Cumkissable • Cummission • CUMSISTANCE • cuissade • Cuisslerisis
Cumpiss
The word Cumpiss is a combination of the words, "cum" and "piss". As the name suggests, it refers to the process of urinating after ejaculation. Peeing after ejaculating often causes your urine to become more viscous - almost of sticky and thick consistency and may be a bit harder to control at times.
It wasn't just an ordinary piss, it was a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss
Cumpiss by ramadama_dingdong September 1, 2017
cumsistency
cumsistency by Q-City Wordsmith May 14, 2013
cumishment
Using vaginal discharge/ejaculate or semen to punish, oppress, paddle, rap knuckles, reprove, rough up, and piss off someone.
"when you are bad i inflict some serious cumishment all over your face fruitcake"
Also can be used in the wipe-and-swipe context. Similar to Stink Palm.
Also can be used in the wipe-and-swipe context. Similar to Stink Palm.
cumishment by meghan "bruiser" merrigan February 12, 2004
Cumism
The religion of Cum and Piss.
People who pray to the Cum Lord.
They also regularly drink cum and piss.
People who pray to the Cum Lord.
They also regularly drink cum and piss.
Cumism by JimmySavile696969 August 25, 2020
cuissade
From the French 'cuisse', meaning thigh. The woman lies on her back, with the man at her side. She raises the leg nearest to him and rests it on his body, and he enters from under her thigh, with his nearest leg crossing her body. They can hold one another and kiss, and the position is a very intimate one, possibly because of the 'secretive' form of entry. The woman can exert a certain amount of restraint with her thigh, which can make it more exciting.
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