Cumiss

When you cum but you end up missing your intended location.

"I cumissed and it ended up taking us three hours to clean it out from her ear."

by Thunderstorm77 March 13, 2022

Cumass

The feeling you get when you are being directly affected by other peoples stupidity, generically found in military organisations. In most severe cases of cumass, there is a very obvious and efficient way to accomplish an objective however everyone still proceeds to do the complete opposite. Cumass is often felt by multiple people simultaneously, is highly contagious and is most commonly found amongst the lower enlisted ranks.

Jimmy - “We just changed this aircraft rig from seating to pallets, now the loadmasters want it back to full seating again?”

Timmy - “They can’t make up their mind…this exercise is giving me so much cumass right now”

by Salty-Techo May 4, 2023

Cumpiss

The word Cumpiss is a combination of the words, "cum" and "piss". As the name suggests, it refers to the process of urinating after ejaculation. Peeing after ejaculating often causes your urine to become more viscous - almost of sticky and thick consistency and may be a bit harder to control at times.

It wasn't just an ordinary piss, it was a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss

by ramadama_dingdong September 1, 2017

cumsistency

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.

That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.

by Q-City Wordsmith May 14, 2013

cumishment

Using vaginal discharge/ejaculate or semen to punish, oppress, paddle, rap knuckles, reprove, rough up, and piss off someone.

"when you are bad i inflict some serious cumishment all over your face fruitcake"

Also can be used in the wipe-and-swipe context. Similar to Stink Palm.

by meghan "bruiser" merrigan February 12, 2004

Cumism

The religion of Cum and Piss.
People who pray to the Cum Lord.
They also regularly drink cum and piss.

Priest: I am a Catholic

Cool guy: Oh, well my religion is Cumism

by JimmySavile696969 August 25, 2020

cuissade

From the French 'cuisse', meaning thigh. The woman lies on her back, with the man at her side. She raises the leg nearest to him and rests it on his body, and he enters from under her thigh, with his nearest leg crossing her body. They can hold one another and kiss, and the position is a very intimate one, possibly because of the 'secretive' form of entry. The woman can exert a certain amount of restraint with her thigh, which can make it more exciting.

- 'Hey, Darling!' What about practicing the cuissade position?

I go into you from behind but with one of my legs through yours so that my penis explores your vagina... at all sorts of angles and to an interesting depth...

- Help yourself, baby!

by Wiesen May 3, 2014