Cumism

The religion of Cum and Piss.
People who pray to the Cum Lord.
They also regularly drink cum and piss.

Priest: I am a Catholic

Cool guy: Oh, well my religion is Cumism

by JimmySavile696969 August 25, 2020

Cumsmuggling

the act of masturbating onto one's own fingers and finger blasting a female acquaintance who is so attractive you are willing to spread your seed.

Dude, I know that bitch ain't gonna let me fuck tonight, so looks like I am just going to be cumsmuggling that bitch.

by wk1305 October 16, 2011

Suckingadick Cuminmyass

A mis-pronunciation of the name 'Benedict Cumberbatch'. usually used by 11 year olds at the Year 7 disco when trying to impress that girl who sits next to you in Maths.

"Benedict Cumberbatch? More like........SUCKINGADICK CUMINMYASS!!!"

"Omg Daniel wtf lol"

"Thanks, babe"

"What did you just call me"

"Nothing, Shannon, honest"

by KinZil March 10, 2017

Cumsmith

A highly attuned, sexually adept & skilful lady known to those she chooses to share her time with as SJ. She possesses the ability to cum on demand (usually hers), and often for prolonged periods when experiencing a hightened state of arousal. This gift is usually initiated by contentment, but is sometimes triggered by sensory stimulation. A connoisseur of personal pleasure. The one who has mastered beatitude and rapture.

That one known as SJ can cum and cum, if she's horny enough. She's a right Cumsmith when she gets going she is, fuck me..look at the state she's got herself in again. How could anyone male or female not want to help her out a little?

by Her partner in pleasure March 18, 2009

cubism definition

cubism is a type of autism that makes people look like minecraft characters

person one; that kid has cubism
person two; what is cubism
person1 search it up in urban dictionary(cubism definition)

by cool A October 8, 2019

cubism

1.Cubism is a description or label for a period or process of art style pioneered by Pablo Picasso. Picasso broke his images into pieces and changed subjects colors either by choosing hues across the color wheel or those which suited some other artistic purpose necessary to complete his theme. His broken mirror pieces probably were devices which allowed him to put other dimensions (time and space) of each subject matter onto the same canvas in whatever rearrangement suited his whims and compositions needs. In this manner, Pablos renderings actually escaped the limited dimensions of the canvas for all time.

2. The state of being a Cubano or Cubana refugee who has been torn from the old homeland and forced to accept the foibles and exhilerations of the new one.

1. Pablo Picasso broke his subjects into pieces and painted those shards with alternate hues in order to escape the usual dimensions of the painted canvas and formulate the school of cubism.

2. Dulce Maria was an American girl to the max and also had many tell-tale indicators of cubism.

by jim christ April 30, 2009

Obsessive Kid Cudism Disorder

Can be shortened to OKCD. Commonly found in teenagers that engage in illegal activities (such as smoking marijuana). Symptoms include feeling the need to skip school to go to cudi concerts, periodically posting cudi lyrics as your Facebook status, experiencing elation and relaxation only while listening to cudi songs, and bonding with other people simply on the basis of a mutual love for the same artist.

My friend Stan exhibits all the symptoms of Obsessive Kid Cudism Disorder and I'm worried that he may have to seek professional psychiatric help very soon.

by StanTheMan1227 November 4, 2010