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Cumbagel
Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!
Mark: Your mom helped.
Mark: Your mom helped.
Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010
Cumhawk
When a male shaves the sides of a females head shortly before busting an astronomical load in her hair. The male then proceeds to manipulate this cum-hair mashup with his nutsack until a mohawk has formed.
Hey Buddy, you won't believe the cumhawk I gave my wife last night. She's been in the shower for an hour now.
Cumhawk by Greg Haines February 21, 2017
cummage
cummage is a term that defines an explosive orgasm. when one reaches a state of an exquisite climax and surpassed a mediocre cum. cummage is a term to describe a much more violent cum in the female genitalia region whether that be by the stimulus of the g-spot or by clitoral stimulation (cunnilingus) it can similarily represent an action of 'squirting' or 'spilling' her vaginal juices after multiple orgasms. it is the high intensity of the orgasm that differentiates the simple act of cumming and cummage.
i experienced a massive cummage that was building up during sexual intercourse. my pussy was so wet it just exploded all over the bed. what a cummage!
cumbag
This great word has a double meaning. It can be used to describe a used condom, or it can be used to describe a woman who gives a lot of head and always remembers to swallow!
"Dude, your mom is a cumbag!"
Cumrag Murray
A nickname for a suspicious handcloth, which is mostly like used as a cumrag to clean up baby gravy after masturbation.
The name is in reference to Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's prosecuted doctor who was involved within the key drug scandal that led to MJ's death.
The name is in reference to Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's prosecuted doctor who was involved within the key drug scandal that led to MJ's death.
Brother 1: "Scotty, how's Cumrag Murray these days?"
Brother 2: "Who the fuck is Cumrag Murray?"
Brother 1: "That suspiciously crusty rag Mom found under your bed the other day ya fuck nugget"
Brother 2: "Who the fuck is Cumrag Murray?"
Brother 1: "That suspiciously crusty rag Mom found under your bed the other day ya fuck nugget"
Cumrag Murray by CookieJarBoi69 September 2, 2019
cumrag
a rag or cloth used to wipe up excess ejaculation; a woman who enjoys being ejaculated upon; extremely easy woman; notoriously loose
cumrag by MartinBlank March 30, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026