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Cumhag

The combination of cum and hag

When joined together in holy matrimony, they become a synonym of whore, slut, hoe, et cetera.
Guy 1: Think I should ask Meg out?
Guy 2: Nah, man, she's a total cumhag.
by Camshot4 May 7, 2020
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Cumbagel

The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.
Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.
by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010
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Cumhawk

When a male shaves the sides of a females head shortly before busting an astronomical load in her hair. The male then proceeds to manipulate this cum-hair mashup with his nutsack until a mohawk has formed.
Hey Buddy, you won't believe the cumhawk I gave my wife last night. She's been in the shower for an hour now.
by Greg Haines February 21, 2017
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cummage

cummage is a term that defines an explosive orgasm. when one reaches a state of an exquisite climax and surpassed a mediocre cum. cummage is a term to describe a much more violent cum in the female genitalia region whether that be by the stimulus of the g-spot or by clitoral stimulation (cunnilingus) it can similarily represent an action of 'squirting' or 'spilling' her vaginal juices after multiple orgasms. it is the high intensity of the orgasm that differentiates the simple act of cumming and cummage.
i experienced a massive cummage that was building up during sexual intercourse. my pussy was so wet it just exploded all over the bed. what a cummage!
by legeisha June 3, 2010
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cumbag

This great word has a double meaning. It can be used to describe a used condom, or it can be used to describe a woman who gives a lot of head and always remembers to swallow!
"Dude, your mom is a cumbag!"
by JtothaC March 19, 2005
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Cumrag Murray

A nickname for a suspicious handcloth, which is mostly like used as a cumrag to clean up baby gravy after masturbation.

The name is in reference to Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's prosecuted doctor who was involved within the key drug scandal that led to MJ's death.
Brother 1: "Scotty, how's Cumrag Murray these days?"

Brother 2: "Who the fuck is Cumrag Murray?"

Brother 1: "That suspiciously crusty rag Mom found under your bed the other day ya fuck nugget"
by CookieJarBoi69 September 2, 2019
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cumrag

a rag or cloth used to wipe up excess ejaculation; a woman who enjoys being ejaculated upon; extremely easy woman; notoriously loose
You know Jane the cheerleader? She's the football team's cumrag on road games.
by MartinBlank March 30, 2005
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