Cumhawk 

When a male shaves the sides of a females head shortly before busting an astronomical load in her hair. The male then proceeds to manipulate this cum-hair mashup with his nutsack until a mohawk has formed.

Hey Buddy, you won't believe the cumhawk I gave my wife last night. She's been in the shower for an hour now.

Cumhawk by Greg Haines February 21, 2017

cumhawk 

When you are getting head from your friend's totally hot relative while he is sleeping not 6 inches away and you nut in his hair and style his hair into a mohawk.
To justify this:
1. your friend must have made a cold bastard comment earlier that night
2. Your friend must have a mohawk as his preferred hair style of choice (adding to the overall comedic value)
3. His cousin/sister/aunt/mom must be totally hot and have a good sense of humor

Earlier in that night Kanye called I.S. a limp wristed pussy, so later that night Kanye's hot cousin gave I.S. head and subsequently a cumhawk. It was totally awesome and Kanye didn't know shit in the morning

cumhawk by darkspleen February 26, 2008

Cumhawk 

If your method of birth control is to pull out, it's likely that you've gotten your own sexy juices all over your belly. A Cumhawk is when you use those juices as gel to spike up some belly hair into a mohawk-type motif.

She wouldn't let me cum inside of her so afterwards I amused myself by molding a nice, perfect cumhawk.

Cumhawk by Bubba Sticky November 28, 2007

Gruenendahl cumhawaiiana 

A sex position practiced in ancient Hawaii and a variation of the normal cumhawaiiana, mostly used by men with tiny penises and not to be confused with the gruenendahl cumdumpster.

The female gets into the common doggy position as the male prepares himself behind her.

Instead of gently putting his penis inside her as expected he takes a few steps back and rushes towards his prey. As he runs toward his partner he screams "what can i say except..." and after the moment he penetrates whatever hole he hits, he finishes with "you're welcome".

Now the difference of the gruenendahl styled cumhawaiiana is that the female part must not be older than the age of 4 and that the male is her caretaker.
It is not recommended to have a large penis as it can harm serious damage.

Another variation for example is the Dexter cumhawaiiana where the man says "Surprise motherf*cker".

Gruenendahl cumhawaiiana, hawaii (ancient Hawaii), cum (the act of having an orgasm), gruenendahl (the caretaker)

Becky sit down and have a drink with me.

Sorry I can't Mom, my caretaker cumhawaiianad me yesterday, gruenendahl style.

Becky what the fuck, I didn't raise a little crybitch. Now sit down or I'll dexter cumhawaiiana you.

Gruenendahl cumhawaiiana by Phido95 September 26, 2018