Mayo

Used as an exclamation, mayo is a close relative of the words pwned and owned. In this sense when one shouts out "Mayo!" to another they are aknowledginf the total lack of disrespect that was just shown to that person. Mayo, being so similar in color and texture to sperm, is used in this way to closely relate a person being disrespected to a whoman who allows a man to spread his seed all over her face after performing oral sex on him.

"That chick just flicked you off! Mayo!"

by JtothaC March 13, 2005

Cul-de-sac

A french slang which describes having a large posterior. In english it would be the same as the terms "J-Lo ass", "ghetto booty", or more commonly "fat ass"

"Regarder cette fille, elle a un cul-de-sac" (translates to 'Look at that girl, she has a fat ass')

"Je suis désolé pour vous dire que votre amie a un cul-de-sac (translates to 'I'm sorry to tell you that your girlfriend has a fat ass')

by JtothaC March 12, 2005

hydromaniac

Word used to describe a person who is obsessed with water and the damage it causes. The arch enemy of a pyromaniac, the hydromaniac uses water to enetrtain himself by killing/injuring/destroying things, animals and people with the use of the allmighty H2O

Did you see all the floods in Asia? I think God is a hydromaniac.

by JtothaC March 12, 2005

baby batter

Very simply male ejaculate. One of many ingredients in the recepie that is a child, it is available whenever needed by a woman. Although it is meant to create babies it usually slams against a laytex membrane (sometimes flavored) or a kleenex.

"I released my baby batter on her face, but she got a bit pissed"

by JtothaC March 14, 2005

man tits

Fat formations on a man that accumulate where a woman has her milky makers. Sometimes man tits are made when a man over exercisez her upper body creating some A cup t-shirt fillers. Not usually considered sexy, the man tits are usually looked down upon, expecially when they match or exceed the cup size of some women.

"Look at her boyfriend, he's got bigger man tits than she does!"

by JtothaC March 14, 2005

blonde

Description of a person, usually female, stricken by a particularly severe lack of intelligence. The blonde's brain, whcih is limited in size, is constantly in a daze, making the understanding of very simple ideas, concepts, and jokes impossible for her.

"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner. How does the blonde confuse you? She comes back and says she did."

by JtothaC May 13, 2005

poontang

The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander

"Let's go get us some poontang!"

by JtothaC March 13, 2005