Cumclog
Person 1: “Yeah man I like to cumclog all the toilets in the women’s bathroom”
Person 2: “sick that’s pretty cool, bruh”
Person 2: “sick that’s pretty cool, bruh”
Cumclog by Isaactheclog February 18, 2020
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Cumulogranite
Imaginary type of cloud in aviation slang, describing terrain obscured by clouds that is posing a risk to the pilot.
The term is made up of „Cumulus“, a type of cloud and „Granite“, a type of igneous rock.
The term is made up of „Cumulus“, a type of cloud and „Granite“, a type of igneous rock.
Most clouds you can fly through. Except Cumulogranite clouds. That ride, though short lived, is also the roughest.
Captain Careless had flown through many a cloud, but he only encountered a Cumulogranite right at the end of his life.
Captain Careless had flown through many a cloud, but he only encountered a Cumulogranite right at the end of his life.
Cumulogranite by Superbird11 February 13, 2021
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cumcloth
a item of clothing maybe a sock or towel which is used to wipe / absorb male and female sexual juices.
cumcloth by Johnny Boy Bridges July 6, 2007
Cumclogger
I tried to sex it up last night, but my boyfriend was being a cumclogger.
Bobba was about to cum, but then he remembered sex was a sin, that foolish cumclogger!
Bobba was about to cum, but then he remembered sex was a sin, that foolish cumclogger!
Cumclogger by The-Ass-Licker-Lord September 30, 2008
Cumclops
Someone with the ability to spray ejaculate from their eyes at high velocities. It has historically been used to assert dominance over others to become the leader of the C-Men. Those with more experience have been known to use this skill to spray their victims with high enough power to injure anyone caught on the other end of this sticky infliction.
Matthew: "Why do you look like a weeb's MyLittlePony figure?"
Kieran: "I made a joke at Cumclops over there, he didn't appreciate it."
Kieran: "I made a joke at Cumclops over there, he didn't appreciate it."
Cumclops by Encumclopedia February 22, 2021
cumclogged
cumclogged by chinky January 22, 2004
Cumclothism
Amy: Oh my God. I totally love dick!
Someone else: Wow, Amy just coinced a new Cumclothism. I'm glad I was there at this historic occasion.
Someone else: Wow, Amy just coinced a new Cumclothism. I'm glad I was there at this historic occasion.
Cumclothism by copper-boom December 7, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.