Cumclog 

When you clog a toilet and ejaculate on top of the clog so that the sperm gets on the plunger

Person 1: “Yeah man I like to cumclog all the toilets in the women’s bathroom”
Person 2: “sick that’s pretty cool, bruh”

Cumclog by Isaactheclog February 18, 2020

Cumulogranite 

Imaginary type of cloud in aviation slang, describing terrain obscured by clouds that is posing a risk to the pilot.
The term is made up of „Cumulus“, a type of cloud and „Granite“, a type of igneous rock.

Most clouds you can fly through. Except Cumulogranite clouds. That ride, though short lived, is also the roughest.

Captain Careless had flown through many a cloud, but he only encountered a Cumulogranite right at the end of his life.

Cumulogranite by Superbird11 February 13, 2021

cumcloth 

a item of clothing maybe a sock or towel which is used to wipe / absorb male and female sexual juices.

"Pass me the cumcloth babe so i can wipe my face"

cumcloth by Johnny Boy Bridges July 6, 2007

Cumclogger 

A person who takes a long time to ejaculate or cannot help others to do so.

I tried to sex it up last night, but my boyfriend was being a cumclogger.
Bobba was about to cum, but then he remembered sex was a sin, that foolish cumclogger!

Cumclogger by The-Ass-Licker-Lord September 30, 2008

Cumclops 

Someone with the ability to spray ejaculate from their eyes at high velocities. It has historically been used to assert dominance over others to become the leader of the C-Men. Those with more experience have been known to use this skill to spray their victims with high enough power to injure anyone caught on the other end of this sticky infliction.

Matthew: "Why do you look like a weeb's MyLittlePony figure?"

Kieran: "I made a joke at Cumclops over there, he didn't appreciate it."

Cumclops by Encumclopedia February 22, 2021

cumclogged

after ejaculation and not all of it is out and you ignore it, then it dries over the hole.

Mike Southwood tried to pee one morning but he could not because he was cumclogged

cumclogged by chinky January 22, 2004

Cumclothism 

Anything that Amy Cumcloth says, ever, has now become known as a Cumclothism.

Amy: Oh my God. I totally love dick!

Someone else: Wow, Amy just coinced a new Cumclothism. I'm glad I was there at this historic occasion.

Cumclothism by copper-boom December 7, 2011