cumlog

when you have anal sex with a partner, ejaculate in the ass and then have your partner proceed to "poop" out the sperm.

I met the dirtiest slut ever lastnight, i fucked her in the ass, came all up inside that tight ass, and watched her shit my CUMLOG man goo all over her dog. WTF

by jonnygobbs October 8, 2008

Cumlover

A male or female who performs oral sex on men with the specific goal of earning the man's cum. True cumlovers view getting a load of cum shot in their mouth as a reward for giving a good blowjob. True cumlovers always swallow.

Shawn must be a real cumlover. He sucked off every guy at the party and swallowed every drop of cum.

by swvsucker March 18, 2015

Cumulogranite

Imaginary type of cloud in aviation slang, describing terrain obscured by clouds that is posing a risk to the pilot.
The term is made up of „Cumulus“, a type of cloud and „Granite“, a type of igneous rock.

Most clouds you can fly through. Except Cumulogranite clouds. That ride, though short lived, is also the roughest.

Captain Careless had flown through many a cloud, but he only encountered a Cumulogranite right at the end of his life.

by Superbird11 February 13, 2021

Cumlover

Usually a woman who has an addiction with male semen.

*Woman sucking on a penis*

Man: Damn girl you sure know how to suck that big dick.

Woman: Just you wait until i get to the juicy part.

Man: Damn bitch, you are such a cumlover.

by Poontalicious Dude March 28, 2009

cumlordian

The offspring of 2 lord capertons

“That guy is such a cumlordian”

by Astronuttttt November 7, 2020

divine cumlord

Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.

The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.

by gindertopia March 6, 2010

cumdog

A dirty slut from your local town. The town whore.

That girl lexie is such a cumdog

by Master Shakero November 12, 2006