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cumologist 

Some one whos knows alot about cum. They are normally gay
My science teacher is a proper cumologist
cumologist by ctneas September 14, 2011
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capologist 

A person who excels in the art of cap. In other words someone who thrives in talking utter bullshit.
Friend 1: Is it really true that Rashkovsky was invisible in the GTA V prison break heist?
Friend 2: Yes he was compeltlely invisible...
Friend 3: Don't trust everything he says (Friend 1) he's a capologist.
capologist by on ogd July 27, 2020

Carologist 

An expert in the realm of automobiles, or an engineer who has devoted themself toward cars.
I'll ask my friend the carologist about which car I should buy.
Carologist by Gander67 October 5, 2011

cuntologist

Oh dear there appears to be something green there best I see my cuntologist
cuntologist by Dr Cunterman February 18, 2005

Carologist 

Someone who thinks they know about cars, using idiotic terms like “sleek” or “horsepower” in the wrong way.
Sentence: She told me that her Pacer had 12 revs of horsepower. She’s such a carologist.
Carologist by Chill2800 October 3, 2008

Cougologist 

A man who is an expert in cougology
Cougar Hunter: Jose how is it that you are so great at spitting game at cougar's, teach me!

Cougologist: It just comes natural to me buddy, and I'm a cougologist I'm an expert in sweet talking these cougars, it will be easiest for YOU when she's a live cougar, pay attention!
Cougologist by Jose J August 9, 2008

Cosmologist 

a "religious belief" or as others would call it the study of the universe and how it was created. to put a scientific explanation in place of a religious one. also a branch of metaphysics and religion. so its a person that is both scientific yet is into cosmology---> the belief of science explanations instead of the 7 days of creation.
That Cosmologist had a good theory about the creation of the universe shall we test it?
Cosmologist by Mai_Mai April 15, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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