Cumchella

A festival of cum.

Hey how was your Tinder date?
A total Cumchella

by Lupy The Wise April 8, 2019

Covchella

Large festival-like gandering with no social distancing, no mask wearing policy and large numbers of COVID-19 potential spread such as president ManKaren’s rallies.

Did you see Tulsa’s Covchella event last Saturday? Might as well cough in each other’s mouths at the entrance.

by 50ft Pchs June 22, 2020

coachella hangover

The feeling of extreme exhaustion and detachment from life during the days following Coachella. This is due to the three days of nonstop music, sleep deprivation, heat exhaustion, constant alcohol consumption and nonstop partying that occurs in the desert of California.

Dude, I slept for 16 hours after I got home from Coachella. I didn't even leave the house until Wednesday either, I had such a Coachella hangover from not seeing Arcade Fire and Foals anymore.

by firewoodjanke May 11, 2011

Coachella Fest Depression

The depression you feel after those three amazing days at coachella fest...

Oh he has coachella fest depression

by heeeeyguuuuurlheeeeeeeey June 24, 2011

Cumbrella

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

Post Coachella Depression (PCD)

The overwhelming feeling of emptiness and inability to return to "real world" activities such as work and school after an EPIC weekend of beats, pool parties, glowsticks, minimal clothing, beats, desert boogers, endless amounts of booze, unlimited sunshine, making new friends, beats, screaming realtors, vans with no seats, 1,000's of pictures, ridiculous videos, and more beats that one experiences upon returning home from Coachella Music and Arts Festival.

My friends and I had lost the will to live once the Post Coachella Depression (PCD) had fully kicked in the Wednesday after Coachella.

by R-Piz May 11, 2011

Cumbrellas

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

by BryanNi February 11, 2021