Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jr0ckk

Cumbrellas

Fake eye lashes that prevent cum from getting in the girl/guys eyes.

Lacy put on her cumbrellas for the after party tonight when he finishes on her.

Cumbrellas by Jr0ckk February 6, 2021

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Putting best pictures (not most recent) of yourself on dating apps

Stephanie was cat polishing her profile on tinder. That bitch doesn’t look that good right now

Cat Polishing by Jr0ckk January 28, 2021

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To feed someone you hate to the tigers like Carol Baskin.

Bitch pissed me off, so I Tiger Kinged that bitch!

Tiger King by Jr0ckk April 6, 2020

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When a man or woman picks up another man and holds him like a bagpipe while sucking his dick.

Did you see how Matilda bag-piped Johnny? What strength she had to do that.

Bag-piped by Jr0ckk February 6, 2020

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To stick ones dick down a throat so far that it blocks the airway from breathing.

I mainstemmed this tinder date the other night and thought I was going to have to call 911.

Mainstemmed by Jr0ckk April 24, 2019

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