UmbrellaSexual

When you want to get it on with your umbrella ;)))

Someone whom is desperately romantically and sexually interested in umbrellas, or having intercourse with one

Seb: HOLY SHIT bro my umbrella is looking FINE today if you know what I'm saying

Riley: Not to be homophobic but that sounds a little UmbrellaSexual to me...

by your bastard father's corpse February 2, 2021

UmbrellaSexual

Someone who is Sexually attracted to umbrellas or just romantically attracted to them.

Henry: Me and my umbrella had fun last night I must be an UmbrellaSexual
Paul: Bro that's lit
Henry: Yeah man you should try it

by EmoKid225 March 27, 2020