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When you want to get it on with your umbrella ;)))

Someone whom is desperately romantically and sexually interested in umbrellas, or having intercourse with one
Seb: HOLY SHIT bro my umbrella is looking FINE today if you know what I'm saying

Riley: Not to be homophobic but that sounds a little UmbrellaSexual to me...
by your bastard father's corpse February 02, 2021
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Someone who is Sexually attracted to umbrellas or just romantically attracted to them.
Henry: Me and my umbrella had fun last night I must be an UmbrellaSexual
Paul: Bro that's lit
Henry: Yeah man you should try it
by EmoKid225 March 27, 2020
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