umbrellaskate 

The name given to a newborn baby male/female, which means weeb

“Woah!You’re such a weeb!”-...
“Well,That is what my name means !”-Umbrellaskate

umbrellaskate by Weebthatlikesmilk November 3, 2020

umbrellasite 

An umbrellasite is someone who, unaware of the day's weather conditions, comes to school without an umbrella and begs others to come under their umbrella in between classes, somewhat irritatingly.

Guy 1: "Shit I forgot to bring an umbrella... Hey dude can I come under there?"
Guy 2: "No. Fuck off, you umbrellasite."

umbrellasite by Riyakou April 19, 2009