umbrellasite 

An umbrellasite is someone who, unaware of the day's weather conditions, comes to school without an umbrella and begs others to come under their umbrella in between classes, somewhat irritatingly.

Guy 1: "Shit I forgot to bring an umbrella... Hey dude can I come under there?"
Guy 2: "No. Fuck off, you umbrellasite."

umbrellasite by Riyakou April 19, 2009

umbrellacide

The real or imagined fear of being speared by a wayward umbrella while enjoying an afternoon at the beach.

Without Frank's quick reflexes, the entire beach party was in serious risk of injury due to the wildly errant beach umbrella. "Thanks Frank, umbrellacide is an unfortunate way to go," his friends applauded.

umbrellacide by ilovesaturdays July 27, 2010

UmbrellaJitsu

A person who uses an umbrella in Jiu Jitsu

That man looks like he's trained in UmbrellaJitsu

UmbrellaJitsu by TheEssentialDose April 18, 2018

umbrellaskate 

The name given to a newborn baby male/female, which means weeb

“Woah!You’re such a weeb!”-...
“Well,That is what my name means !”-Umbrellaskate

umbrellaskate by Weebthatlikesmilk November 3, 2020

umbrellaised 

When you upset some Russian people they will pay you a visit with a "novichok" umbrella to teach you a lesson.

Sam upset some Russian business men last week and they sent a few colleagues to umbrellaise him. Poked with a poisoned umbrella hence he'd been umbrellaised.

umbrellaised by Schubert July 28, 2021

Umbrellacide

Umbrellacide is the act of committing suicide or self-harm with the use of an umbrella.

Leonard committed Umbrellacide

Umbrellacide by shapple November 12, 2024