a girl who is especially dense or dumb whose main function is as a receptacle for cum; a girl who often gets unknowingly used for sexual purposes
by absolutely August 3, 2007
Get the cum-dumbster mug.Someone who says they’re against abortion and complains about fathers who don’t raise their children then pays for abortions and doesn’t raise his children
My friend Herschel says he is pro-life and for fathers being present but says he doesn’t know the mother of one of his kids is and paid for her abortion another time. What a cum-dumbster.
by Pokejuan Kenobi October 9, 2022
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by Nikki Stixx September 10, 2020
Get the cum-dumpster mug.A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.
by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017
Get the Cum dumpster slut nugget mug.Oral on a woman who has recently had sexual intercourse with one or more casual partners. Effectively, "sloppy seconds" meets "muff diving" with a side order of creampie.
I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.
by bitchuck September 6, 2021
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by arkark November 6, 2011
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by whomper May 1, 2003
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