5 definitions by Jeremy Asia man

When you take a shitty hot pocket and put it in the litter box for the cats to use.

A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.

Hard ice is when you have an erection in the winter

Slang for self hating homosexual jew.

A sexual act in which the receiving party does a full split and watches nickelodeon while their partner masturabes themselves from a closet wearing a superman cape