A "vaginal magic show" as a live performance which involved a magician pulling various objects out of her vagina on-stage. Originally created in Valencia, Spain by illusionist Victoria María Aragüés Gadea (b. 15 April 1943, active 1980–2015 with stage name Vicky Leyton aka Sticky Vicky).
Her daughter continued the illusion after her retirement.
Her daughter continued the illusion after her retirement.
Victoria's Secret? The sheer number of bizarre objects hidden in her vagina. Sticky Vicky and her secretions have engorged everything from ping-pong balls, eggs, handkerchiefs, sausages, razor blades, machetes and a lit lightbulb to a bottle of beer. Bottoms up!
Bring your bachelor party to the show and the poor bridegroom will be dragged on stage and left so scarred for life that he never dare look at another vagina.
Bring your bachelor party to the show and the poor bridegroom will be dragged on stage and left so scarred for life that he never dare look at another vagina.
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Get the Sticky Vicky mug.The association of St. Nick as the patron saint of sex workers is a long one. Supposedly, the original legend was that St. Nicholas was a bishop who lived a few hundred years after Christ. A poor man with three daughters had few other options than to sell them into prostitution (so three hos: ho ho ho!) because that other (and nastier) sex-for-money scam, heterosexual marriage, would require that he pay money he doesn't have for a wedding for each of them. Presumably St. Nick paid for the wedding by anonymously throwing a bag of coins through the window. By the time of the third engagement, the father began to become curious and started watching the window to determine who was paying for all of this - so St. Nick outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of gold through the chimney.
Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.
Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.
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Zenith Radio Corporation of Chicago went bankrupt (Chapter 11) in 1999, with whatever was left of the assets going to the Lucky Goldstar (LG) of Korea. Zenith's history goes back to the early days of ttelevision, where the slogan was unofficially "the junk goes in before tha name goes on". Zenith bought the (also now-defunct) Heathkit and made a brief foray into computing in the 1980's, which led to rubbish like the Sleazy PC.
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They rewarded me by sending this cum-filled mug. Handle it with care, it may be sticky.
They rewarded me by sending this cum-filled mug. Handle it with care, it may be sticky.
So I got the cum-filled mug, because Urban Dictionary asked me to. Now they're asking that I "get the broken mug" and "get the ugly mug". Where do they dig up this garbage?
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The use of baby wipes in porn only rubs in for all the spilled spermies that they will never get to make a baby.
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Get the Baby wipe mug.In escort prostitution, a variation on the "cash and dash" scam.
A "cash and dash" provider accepts payment (as discreetly handing a call girl an unmarked cash-filled envelope up front is typical in the hobby) but then immediately bails out and leaves without providing any service.
The "dance and dash" scam is similar - some token "service" is provided which has nothing to do with what was advertised or what the client thought was being advertised.
A "cash and dash" provider accepts payment (as discreetly handing a call girl an unmarked cash-filled envelope up front is typical in the hobby) but then immediately bails out and leaves without providing any service.
The "dance and dash" scam is similar - some token "service" is provided which has nothing to do with what was advertised or what the client thought was being advertised.
The client thinks "full-service escort" means sex, the vendor suddenly decides (after taking the money) that no, it means one minute of hip-hop dancing followed by a beeline for the door. That's dance and dash.
In cash and dash, the client doesn't even get that much.
The so-called "escort review boards", despite their serious faults (such as being funded by ads from the very providers the users purport to "review") should be able to provide at least a heads-up if a serial cash-and-dash or dance-and-dash scheme is being operated by one individual local provider. These people change working names and contact info frequently, but patience for what is basically out-and-out fraud is limited.
In cash and dash, the client doesn't even get that much.
The so-called "escort review boards", despite their serious faults (such as being funded by ads from the very providers the users purport to "review") should be able to provide at least a heads-up if a serial cash-and-dash or dance-and-dash scheme is being operated by one individual local provider. These people change working names and contact info frequently, but patience for what is basically out-and-out fraud is limited.
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In Internet pornography, these men exist primarily as eye candy to the rich and famous. The posting is prestigious and anyone who takes up the mantle treated as an Adonis among men.
In Internet pornography, these men exist primarily as eye candy to the rich and famous. The posting is prestigious and anyone who takes up the mantle treated as an Adonis among men.
I studied at the Sorbonne to become a pool boy; while there, I espoused a blonde French maidservant as my bride. We had expected this to bring us fame and fortune in California, like that depicted on PornHamster.
If it's on the Internet, it must be true.
Neither of us is quite sure how exactly both careers turned out to be dead-end janitorial paths. If we can't rely upon PornHamster as an expert source when making professional career decisions, whom can we trust?
If it's on the Internet, it must be true.
Neither of us is quite sure how exactly both careers turned out to be dead-end janitorial paths. If we can't rely upon PornHamster as an expert source when making professional career decisions, whom can we trust?
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