An alternative to a masturbation party in which, instead of engaging in a self-congratulatory circle jerk, the participants descend to the level of maliciously chewing each other out.
by bitchuck December 16, 2024
A clone of the IBM PC/XT manufactured in the mid-1980's by the (now-defunct) Zenith Radio Corporation. Branded as "Easy PC", these were marketed by the university to students because they were slightly cheaper than standard PC clones. Unfortunately, any cost advantage was more than made up for by their lack of expandability - making them an inferior product which quickly earned the "Sleazy PC" moniker.
Zenith Radio Corporation of Chicago went bankrupt (Chapter 11) in 1999, with whatever was left of the assets going to the Lucky Goldstar (LG) of Korea. Zenith's history goes back to the early days of ttelevision, where the slogan was unofficially "the junk goes in before tha name goes on". Zenith bought the (also now-defunct) Heathkit and made a brief foray into computing in the 1980's, which led to rubbish like the Sleazy PC.
by bitchuck October 22, 2023
Oral on a woman who has recently had sexual intercourse with one or more casual partners. Effectively, "sloppy seconds" meets "muff diving" with a side order of creampie.
I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.
by bitchuck September 06, 2021
Where my cum goes. A bucket full to the brim with fresh spunk, usually placed on one night stand where it is used to collect the semen from circle jerks, orgies, gangbangs and bukkakes.
Like a chum bucket, but without the 'H'. In a circle jerk, the last one to come in the communal cum bucket gets to drink the whole thing.
This cup, jar or small bucket is available in various sizes, including a handy handheld container peddled by skeezy websites which repeatedly invite you to "buy the cumbucket mug".
Like a chum bucket, but without the 'H'. In a circle jerk, the last one to come in the communal cum bucket gets to drink the whole thing.
This cup, jar or small bucket is available in various sizes, including a handy handheld container peddled by skeezy websites which repeatedly invite you to "buy the cumbucket mug".
Also, an affectionate term of endearment for the provocatively-dressed sexually liberated unique treasure who offers to slurp up the whole bucket with you after everyone has made a deposit — and remains thirsty for more. This loving cumbucket will invite you not only to coat her in your special sauce, but to fill all of her holes with your yummy cream. She will make you cum buckets. If you find her, marry her and be very happy for the rest of your days.
by bitchuck September 02, 2024
A printed book created as a charming parody of a children's book series originally entitled "Curious George".
In the original, "Curious George" engages in various innocent misadventures. In the parody, those misadventures are sexual, and are described through various forms of double entendre and innuendo.
In the original, "Curious George" engages in various innocent misadventures. In the parody, those misadventures are sexual, and are described through various forms of double entendre and innuendo.
The original "Curious George" series may have been suitable for kids. "Bi-Curious George"? It looks to be a small printed book in the same format and style, but is packed with innuendo about his desire for sea men and the monkey business he gets up to with fire fighters. Likely an inside joke, for adults.
Certainly the creeping Darwinism inherent in placing a gay monkey as the lead character will offend the deeply religious.
Certainly the creeping Darwinism inherent in placing a gay monkey as the lead character will offend the deeply religious.
by bitchuck August 09, 2024
No Donald, you may not pardon yourself in New York State.
You are going to Poundtown State Penitentiary
Don't drop the soap in the prison shower.
You are going to Poundtown State Penitentiary
Don't drop the soap in the prison shower.
by bitchuck November 01, 2024
Something that's completely unusable or effectively useless.
Something as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Something as useful as a chocolate teapot.
The phrase "eight people in a basement, huddled around a wooden fireplace" during a power failure originates with the Brockville Recorder & Times, a small-city daily newspaper, reporting on a major icestorm which hit eastern Ontario in Jan 1998. They followed up with another piece on a subsequent power fail which stated "when the insulator is open, the electricity leaks to the ground."
Don't quit your day jobs, kids.
Don't quit your day jobs, kids.
by bitchuck October 06, 2024