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spooge bin lorry

Someone who takes great erotic pleasure in picking up and servicing cum dumpsters. Effectively a cum dumpster's cum dumpster.

A spooge bin lorry is built like a front-loading garbage truck, with a belly the size of a rubbish compactor. He can pick up his sweet little unforgettable thing by the love handles with his big, strong arms; set her right down on his face; lick her lovingly clean inside and out until she contentedly soaks him in bodily fluids. Once she is satisfied, she is delicately placed back in the upright position. If he has performed his duties well, he will be passed around to all of her cum dumpster friends so that he may service them too.
The spooge bin lorry will turn up wherever cum dumpsters congregate - sex clubs, sleazy motels, swinger "lifestyle" gatherings, mass orgies, gangbangs, bukkakes, you name it.

The implicit analogy? Some have nothing better to do than find the one sexually liberated unique treasure who actually likes sex and slut-shame her by addressing her as a garbage receptacle. To heck with that. I like sex. If I find someone who also likes sex? I intend to hold that thot, embrace that thot, never let that thot go. If she's a garbage receptacle to you, I'm a garbage truck and I'd suggest you get off the sidewalk if you do not want to be run down.
by bitchuck December 16, 2024
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creampie eating

If a creampie is a freshly-inseminated vagina, creampie eating is the act of licking and swallowing semen directly from the vagina. It's the only gentlemanly way to atone for your sins if you come too soon, leaving your partner not yet fully satisfied.
Just kidding. A cream pie is merely an innocent food or dessert choice, in which case creampie eating is merely a way to pack on a few extra pounds or kilogrammes. Even then, expect this to be fetishised: see BBW, big beautiful woman, BBW chaser and feederism for a taste of where this might be going.
by bitchuck March 14, 2024
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wooden fireplace

Something that's completely unusable or effectively useless.

Something as useful as a chocolate teapot.
The phrase "eight people in a basement, huddled around a wooden fireplace" during a power failure originates with the Brockville Recorder & Times, a small-city daily newspaper, reporting on a major icestorm which hit eastern Ontario in Jan 1998. They followed up with another piece on a subsequent power fail which stated "when the insulator is open, the electricity leaks to the ground."

Don't quit your day jobs, kids.
by bitchuck October 5, 2024
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...and the whore you rode in on!

A mondegreen of the charmingly derogatory phrase "well fuck you and the horse you rode in on".
In the days before trains, motorcars and aeroplanes represented a relatively less expensive source of mechanical horsepower, the wealth gap divided knights, kings, nobles and others who could afford horses from paupers who could not. Polo was "the sport of kings" as the trained polo horses cost a fortune with many drowned during heated water polo matches. The resentment was thinly-veiled and phrased in terms of "get off your high horse" to knock the would-be rider off the pedestal.

Transport is now plentiful (while certainly not free) but the cost of paid adult companionship still largely starts in the three-figures-per-hour range and can go up to, well, the sky's the limit. The mile high club remains an amusement for the idle rich.

Hence the resentment of you...and the whore you rode in on!
by bitchuck September 11, 2025
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Rob Banks

A noted British police constable with an unfortunate name.
Don't rob any banks.

If you rob banks, Police Constable Rob Banks will arrest you and have the local magistrate throw you into something called a gaol.
by bitchuck December 14, 2024
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cross dresser

Someone who dresses in tacky clothing adorned by multiple crucifixes in an attempt to look like Madonna Ciccone in her 1980's music video "Like a Virgin".
A cross dresser is not to be confused with someone who merely uses the wrong dressing on a salad, such as pouring 1000 Islands onto a Caesar salad.
by bitchuck June 13, 2025
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Lion Cheetah

If that boy took on a wife and seventeen mistresses just because he wanted to play all eighteen holes?
He be a Lion Cheetah.
by bitchuck December 30, 2024
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