One who sells products to those anxious about their masculinity, or products that promise to confer masculinity. Masculinity is often coded as: patriotism, nationalism, militarism, or conservatism. Products marketed to be gender-affirming (masculine) or to aid in gender conformity as performance.
"Steve, what is up with your diaper bag?"
"You dig it? It's a TACTICAL diaper bag. It has the same silent velcro SWAT teams use!"
"No Steve. I do not on any level dig it. Stop making cuckmongers rich with your masculinity anxiety. You know that shit's contagious right"?
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"Did you know Bounce makes dryer sheets for men"?
"What a bunch of cuckmongers."
"You dig it? It's a TACTICAL diaper bag. It has the same silent velcro SWAT teams use!"
"No Steve. I do not on any level dig it. Stop making cuckmongers rich with your masculinity anxiety. You know that shit's contagious right"?
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"Did you know Bounce makes dryer sheets for men"?
"What a bunch of cuckmongers."
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by scott burrill December 9, 2003
Get the cockmonger mug.one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...
"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"
"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"
"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"
"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"
"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"
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by Rac^ January 10, 2003
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2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate
2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate
"You're such a cockmongrel."
"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"
"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"
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