Cuckmonger 

One who sells products to those anxious about their masculinity, or products that promise to confer masculinity. Masculinity is often coded as: patriotism, nationalism, militarism, or conservatism. Products marketed to be gender-affirming (masculine) or to aid in gender conformity as performance.

"Steve, what is up with your diaper bag?"

"You dig it? It's a TACTICAL diaper bag. It has the same silent velcro SWAT teams use!"

"No Steve. I do not on any level dig it. Stop making cuckmongers rich with your masculinity anxiety. You know that shit's contagious right"?
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"Did you know Bounce makes dryer sheets for men"?

"What a bunch of cuckmongers."

Cuckmonger by NoTimeforInfinity July 26, 2024

cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.

I'll suck your cock!

cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004

cockmonger 

someone that cant get enough cock

Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi

cockmonger by scott burrill December 9, 2003

fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...

"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"

fuckmonger by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010

cockmongerer 

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".

1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer

cockmongerer by Rac^ January 10, 2003

cockmongrel 

1- A derisive term for a person of dubious worth.

2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate

"You're such a cockmongrel."

"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"

cockmongrel by Batrastard July 2, 2003

kuckmonger

a dude who acts straight but secretly is submissive to bbc or 3 mm defeaters

Damn, Gabriel is cool to hang out with but i know he’s an absolute kuckmonger to Tyrone’s dick

kuckmonger by Kimmy123 December 4, 2021