cuckmonkey 

An obnoxiously loud person

Quiet down you fucking cuckmonkey!

cuckmonkey by ZenB22 January 16, 2021

Cockmoney 

A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"

Guy1: Cockmoney just left.

Guy2: ...thank gaaawd!

Cockmoney by niteass February 4, 2010

fuckmonkey 

Someone who is just being used for sex

he is just her fuckmonkey

fuckmonkey by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

cuntmonkey 

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.

Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.

cuntmonkey by Elle-Belle February 8, 2007

Cubemonkey 

Someone who works in a call centre, in those small enclosed call cubicles. They often have to follow call scripts and proceedures and claim to be /sound knowledgeable on the subject that youre calling about, when really they dont know that much at all. Any variation from the cube, leaves them unable to talk with you, both literally and in terms of knowledge.Sometimes they can bwe quite unhelpful and leave you feeling like you've gotten nowhere.

I tried to call XYZ Company today for some support, and all I could do was to speak with some CubeMonkey who kept telling me to check I'd plugged it in that it couldn't be them /wasnt their problem.

Cubemonkey by Richard Smith July 20, 2006

cuntmonkey 

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

cuntmonkey by Jamie December 2, 2003

fuckmonkey 

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

fuckmonkey by nzowl December 15, 2003