One who hordes stupidity.
Derived from the 5th and 6th definitions of the word chuch and the 5th and 6th definitions of monger.
Being a chuchmonger could be caused by being mongfongled.
Derived from the 5th and 6th definitions of the word chuch and the 5th and 6th definitions of monger.
Being a chuchmonger could be caused by being mongfongled.
"John was such a chuchmonger, I mean who else but a chuchmonger would light up a smoke in a gas refinery."
by Vasklevox August 3, 2007
Get the Chuchmonger mug.A churchmonger is a person a person who is highly motivated in their religious beliefs and pushes those beliefs upon others. They sell their religion as a person would sell goods.
Ray and Greg are churchmongers. Every time I see them, they constantly talk about Jesus and try to convert me.
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A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.
"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."
by Ryan September 26, 2006
Get the crutchmonger mug.(n.) pronounced: chach-mon-gler. ; one who is always superior. This person always wins fights weather it be verbal or physical. One who possesses great wisdom and has a aura of awesome. This person is looked up to and is one whose character exemplifies every desirable trait known to man. This person is one who is familiar with the magic of the wizardry world and is quite possibly related to harry potter. Often times, a chachmongler will hang out with celebrities and is featured on Discovery channel's Shark Week every year.
by chacheroo October 20, 2010
Get the Chachmongler mug.One who sells products to those anxious about their masculinity, or products that promise to confer masculinity. Masculinity is often coded as: patriotism, nationalism, militarism, or conservatism. Products marketed to be gender-affirming (masculine) or to aid in gender conformity as performance.
"Steve, what is up with your diaper bag?"
"You dig it? It's a TACTICAL diaper bag. It has the same silent velcro SWAT teams use!"
"No Steve. I do not on any level dig it. Stop making cuckmongers rich with your masculinity anxiety. You know that shit's contagious right"?
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"Did you know Bounce makes dryer sheets for men"?
"What a bunch of cuckmongers."
"You dig it? It's a TACTICAL diaper bag. It has the same silent velcro SWAT teams use!"
"No Steve. I do not on any level dig it. Stop making cuckmongers rich with your masculinity anxiety. You know that shit's contagious right"?
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"Did you know Bounce makes dryer sheets for men"?
"What a bunch of cuckmongers."
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