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Cockwinder 

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.
"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"
Cockwinder by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

Cockmander 

Man that guy can control his cock like there's no tommorrow, he is one of the best cockmanders iv'e ever seen.
Cockmander by Toxic Rage December 3, 2004

Tampon bay cuckineers

Playful banter when insulting/ smack talking the Tampa bay Buccaneers. Used to insult the fuck out of the Buccaneers, usually used when talking to a friend who roots for them.
Friend 1: You hear Pam's dad likes tampon bay
Friend 2: really? The fuckin tampon bay cuckineers?

cockminded 

A term to describe someone so fucking retarded that they literally have a bellend for a brain.
Yo man, that guy is so fucking cockminded. He just walked into a wall.

Cuckmonger 

One who sells products to those anxious about their masculinity, or products that promise to confer masculinity. Masculinity is often coded as: patriotism, nationalism, militarism, or conservatism. Products marketed to be gender-affirming (masculine) or to aid in gender conformity as performance.
"Steve, what is up with your diaper bag?"

"You dig it? It's a TACTICAL diaper bag. It has the same silent velcro SWAT teams use!"

"No Steve. I do not on any level dig it. Stop making cuckmongers rich with your masculinity anxiety. You know that shit's contagious right"?
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"Did you know Bounce makes dryer sheets for men"?

"What a bunch of cuckmongers."