Cuboholic

A person addicted to playing with his/her Rubrik's Cube. This addiction was at its peak in the early 80's, shortly after the introduction of the Rubik's Cube. Also, Cubaholics Anonymous was founded in 1980 by self-confessed Cuboholic Augustus Judd.

If your cousin is playing the Rubrik Cube for more than two hours a day, it's safe to call him/her a Cuboholic..

by Douwe van der Werf July 14, 2007

Cumaholic

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with cum

Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: That's right fuck my little pussy Harder! Harder! Harder! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : More Cum! More Cum! Keep It Cummin Baby!!!
Chad : Well aren't you just the little Cumaholic!
Kiersten : Shut Up And Cum You Stupid Idiot!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Yes! Yes! Yes! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad : Damn that was a lot of cum!
Kiersten : I WANT MORE!
Chad: Oh Gosh I might be dry!
Kiersten : Fine I'm goin to Craig's house!
Chad: Ok see you tomorrow!

by SlopNChop February 9, 2017

Catoholic

N. A person who really enjoys the company of cats and/or has an addiction to them.
Derived from the term "alcoholic" which describes a person with an addiction to alcohol.

(Not to be confused with catholic)

"I'm so excited you are a catoholic!"

"Brenda has like 78 kittens and she loves them all. She is a catoholic"

by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 23, 2010

Cubeaholic

One who is addicted to the Rubik's Cube

Toby Mao-cubeaholic

by cubeaholic October 22, 2008

cuntoholic

Someone who loves vagina. Possibly, a sex addict.

He will do anything for sex. He is cuntoholic.

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

Cumaholic

Someone who has an addiction/love for drinking large amounts of Cum. They are like an Alcoholic but on only with cum, in which they have a deep love and passion for drinking it.

Joe: Dude look at Corbin he’s drinking Cum again
Ben:Have you not heard Corbin is a Cumaholic

Joe: oh right I forgot... but are we not going to mention him drink 3 gallons of cum in the last 2 days
Ben: Ik his addiction to Cum is starting to get really bad kinda feel bad for him, but hey he likes it a lot.

by Fjeoufeixeehshdbjdjf April 15, 2020

carboholic

Someone who consumes carbohydrates in excess, to the point of harming themselves or other relationships. Common fixes for carboholics include freshly baked Subway bread and Pillsbury Croissants.

Bill: Mmmmmmm. I could make love to this dinner roll.
Ted: You're such a carboholic.

by Rooks December 9, 2008