carboholic

Someone who consumes carbohydrates in excess, to the point of harming themselves or other relationships. Common fixes for carboholics include freshly baked Subway bread and Pillsbury Croissants.

Bill: Mmmmmmm. I could make love to this dinner roll.
Ted: You're such a carboholic.

by Rooks December 9, 2008

CarboHolic

A CarboHolic is a person who inhales Carbon dioxide, monoxide, or regular Carbon. Gaseous exchange in them is different than normal people. They inhale Carbon Monoxide and exhale Carbon Dioxide. They live for 1000 years more than normal humans.

Yesterday I saw a CarboHolic. he had a inhaler filled with Carbon Monoxide.

by TheDictionarist112 June 30, 2025