Cryjaculation

When you are so sad you burst with tears , explosively as they gush from your eyes

Mary graces face flashed red as she cryjaculated, oozing fluids all over the new velvet sofa, she felt so felt so good after such a powerful cryjaculation.

Cryjaculation by sean jay April 29, 2024

Conjaculations 

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.

I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!

Conjaculations by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

carjaculation 

Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.

Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!

carjaculation by killersbytrade April 3, 2009

Crejaculation 

Creative ejaculation

A brainwave resulting in a creative piece of speech, text or some other form of digital artwork.

1. First i got lost in a series of brainfarts, but right after that i creajaculated this heavenly piece of art.

2. This painting is my latest crejaculation.

Crejaculation by Mediajockeys.nl March 13, 2011

Cojaculation 

The act of two men spreaded pre-ejaculated cum on each others penis to ejaculate again.

If planning to cojaculate bring clean towels.

Cojaculation by Nemoytion November 30, 2004

Conjaculations 

What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.

- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!

Conjaculations by Pmcparty February 2, 2021

Cryjackulation 

Cryjackulation is were you are over come with emotion that you masturbate with your tears.

"Man this girl was sexy i saw her and went home and did some Cryjackulation in my room"

Cryjackulation by Mike Honcho69 October 13, 2011