A beating delivered by two or more people against one person who had previously been the object of disdain or ridicule, such as an annoying drunk at a party or a persistent vagrant hounding people for change.
Dave: what happened to Brian at the party? He's all messed up looking.
Joel: he got drunk and staggered into the band's gear and then he wouldn't go home so the band gave him the poor ole tom.
Dave: Ouch!
Joel: he got drunk and staggered into the band's gear and then he wouldn't go home so the band gave him the poor ole tom.
Dave: Ouch!
by killersbytrade June 07, 2010

When a woman wearing a low-cut shirt intentionally bows forward to flash her breasts while talking to you. This usually occurs when she is trying to convince you to do something for her.
Todd: "Look at Kathy over there flashin' her boobs so Ray will get her coffee."
Frank: "Well all that tituflecting won't work this time, Ray is gay."
Frank: "Well all that tituflecting won't work this time, Ray is gay."
by killersbytrade January 31, 2010

Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.
Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!
by killersbytrade April 03, 2009

A mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. This alludes to the idea that if that object were the dick-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.
Bill: "Where are my keys, dammit?"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"
by killersbytrade May 15, 2010

One who sneaks about at a party, slipping rohypnol (roofies) into peoples' drinks to try and see who will succumb to its effects and then make an attempt to get lucky with that unlucky person. Usually a roof fairy is a loser who can't get laid without drugging someone.
Bill- Hey Joe, what's the matter? you look like shit!
Joe- Man, I got visited by the roof-fairy at the club last night. I wanna kill whoever did that!
Joe- Man, I got visited by the roof-fairy at the club last night. I wanna kill whoever did that!
by killersbytrade August 18, 2009

When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes you normally wouldn't take just to see if they are following you.
Ed: why are you late?
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.
by killersbytrade March 30, 2009

A sense of the reasonableness of life, accompanied by a feeling of peace found beyond the normal lines of one's understanding of peace and tranquility.
Joe: what's Ernest been smokin'? He always seems like he's asleep with a goofy grin on his face and everytime I talk to him he gets all cryptic.
Amanda: Ernest ain't smokin' he is in a state of transquality, man. If he ever comes back, maybe he'll explain it to you, if you're even capable of understanding.
Amanda: Ernest ain't smokin' he is in a state of transquality, man. If he ever comes back, maybe he'll explain it to you, if you're even capable of understanding.
by killersbytrade June 13, 2010
