11 definitions by killersbytrade
Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.
Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!
by killersbytrade April 03, 2009
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When a woman wearing a low-cut shirt intentionally bows forward to flash her breasts while talking to you. This usually occurs when she is trying to convince you to do something for her.
Todd: "Look at Kathy over there flashin' her boobs so Ray will get her coffee."
Frank: "Well all that tituflecting won't work this time, Ray is gay."
Frank: "Well all that tituflecting won't work this time, Ray is gay."
by killersbytrade January 31, 2010
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A sense of the reasonableness of life, accompanied by a feeling of peace found beyond the normal lines of one's understanding of peace and tranquility.
Joe: what's Ernest been smokin'? He always seems like he's asleep with a goofy grin on his face and everytime I talk to him he gets all cryptic.
Amanda: Ernest ain't smokin' he is in a state of transquality, man. If he ever comes back, maybe he'll explain it to you, if you're even capable of understanding.
Amanda: Ernest ain't smokin' he is in a state of transquality, man. If he ever comes back, maybe he'll explain it to you, if you're even capable of understanding.
by killersbytrade June 11, 2010
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One who sneaks about at a party, slipping rohypnol (roofies) into peoples' drinks to try and see who will succumb to its effects and then make an attempt to get lucky with that unlucky person. Usually a roof fairy is a loser who can't get laid without drugging someone.
Bill- Hey Joe, what's the matter? you look like shit!
Joe- Man, I got visited by the roof-fairy at the club last night. I wanna kill whoever did that!
Joe- Man, I got visited by the roof-fairy at the club last night. I wanna kill whoever did that!
by killersbytrade August 18, 2009
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When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.
Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.
Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"
Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"
by killersbytrade January 31, 2010
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When one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won't budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.
Tom: Can you believe this @@#$%!?
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!
by killersbytrade April 02, 2009
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Acting arrogant. Peter Twirling is a more polite euphemism for dick wagging. Essentially a man acting as if his penis were so big he could swing it around like a pocketwatch on a chain.
Ed: Duck, man, here comes that arrogant asshole Bob.
Joe: Man, If I have to endure his peter-twirling bullshit today I'm gonna kick his ass!
Joe: Man, If I have to endure his peter-twirling bullshit today I'm gonna kick his ass!
by killersbytrade June 06, 2010
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