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Crejaculation 

Creative ejaculation

A brainwave resulting in a creative piece of speech, text or some other form of digital artwork.
1. First i got lost in a series of brainfarts, but right after that i creajaculated this heavenly piece of art.

2. This painting is my latest crejaculation.
Crejaculation by Mediajockeys.nl March 13, 2011

Cryjaculation

When you are so sad you burst with tears , explosively as they gush from your eyes
Mary graces face flashed red as she cryjaculated, oozing fluids all over the new velvet sofa, she felt so felt so good after such a powerful cryjaculation.
Cryjaculation by sean jay April 29, 2024

crackulations 

Noun

1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.
"By my crackulations, you OWE ME three dollars and a newport."
crackulations by billebllunt December 11, 2013

cryojaculation 

The sudden and dramatic freezing of the male ejaculate when the ejaculation occurs in or into a profoundly cold environment, such as a polar vortex, a meat locker or a frost giant's vagina.
Last night, out side of the bar in Rochester, I had a massive cryojaculation when Cindy gave me a hummer in the alley. That'll teach her to dish out back alley hummers in January during the Polar Vortex!
cryojaculation by Lord Thrust January 8, 2014

crojaculation 

When a crow that is packing attempts to shoot a load until becoming self aware and realising that he is infertile.. then he shoots himself rather than a load
"Ay bro, did you see that mega-crojaculation?"
crojaculation by b1llb1llson April 1, 2025

Crojaculation 

When a crow that is packing attempts to shoot a load until becoming self aware and realising that he is infertile.. then he shoots himself rather than a load
"Ay bro, did you see that crojaculation? That shit was crazy!"
Crojaculation by b1llb1llson April 1, 2025
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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