Cryjackulation

Cryjackulation is were you are over come with emotion that you masturbate with your tears.

"Man this girl was sexy i saw her and went home and did some Cryjackulation in my room"

by Mike Honcho69 October 13, 2011

Crejaculation

Creative ejaculation

A brainwave resulting in a creative piece of speech, text or some other form of digital artwork.

1. First i got lost in a series of brainfarts, but right after that i creajaculated this heavenly piece of art.

2. This painting is my latest crejaculation.

by Mediajockeys.nl March 13, 2011

Cryjaculation

When you are so sad you burst with tears , explosively as they gush from your eyes

Mary graces face flashed red as she cryjaculated, oozing fluids all over the new velvet sofa, she felt so felt so good after such a powerful cryjaculation.

by sean jay April 29, 2024

crackulations

Noun

1. Crackhead mathematics or calculations, usually skipping several numbers and spoken either very quickly, mumbled or rhythmically. This is done with the specific intention of confusing the other party in an attempt to swindle them for drug money or food stamps.

"By my crackulations, you OWE ME three dollars and a newport."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

cryojaculation

The sudden and dramatic freezing of the male ejaculate when the ejaculation occurs in or into a profoundly cold environment, such as a polar vortex, a meat locker or a frost giant's vagina.

Last night, out side of the bar in Rochester, I had a massive cryojaculation when Cindy gave me a hummer in the alley. That'll teach her to dish out back alley hummers in January during the Polar Vortex!

by Lord Thrust January 8, 2014

crojaculation

When a crow that is packing attempts to shoot a load until becoming self aware and realising that he is infertile.. then he shoots himself rather than a load

"Ay bro, did you see that mega-crojaculation?"

by b1llb1llson April 1, 2025

Crojaculation

When a crow that is packing attempts to shoot a load until becoming self aware and realising that he is infertile.. then he shoots himself rather than a load

"Ay bro, did you see that crojaculation? That shit was crazy!"

by b1llb1llson April 1, 2025