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cryojaculation 

The sudden and dramatic freezing of the male ejaculate when the ejaculation occurs in or into a profoundly cold environment, such as a polar vortex, a meat locker or a frost giant's vagina.
Last night, out side of the bar in Rochester, I had a massive cryojaculation when Cindy gave me a hummer in the alley. That'll teach her to dish out back alley hummers in January during the Polar Vortex!
cryojaculation by Lord Thrust January 8, 2014
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Crejaculation 

Creative ejaculation

A brainwave resulting in a creative piece of speech, text or some other form of digital artwork.
1. First i got lost in a series of brainfarts, but right after that i creajaculated this heavenly piece of art.

2. This painting is my latest crejaculation.
Crejaculation by Mediajockeys.nl March 13, 2011

Cojaculation 

The act of two men spreaded pre-ejaculated cum on each others penis to ejaculate again.
If planning to cojaculate bring clean towels.
Cojaculation by Nemoytion November 30, 2004

Cryjackulation 

Cryjackulation is were you are over come with emotion that you masturbate with your tears.
"Man this girl was sexy i saw her and went home and did some Cryjackulation in my room"
Cryjackulation by Mike Honcho69 October 13, 2011

Cryjaculation

When you are so sad you burst with tears , explosively as they gush from your eyes
Mary graces face flashed red as she cryjaculated, oozing fluids all over the new velvet sofa, she felt so felt so good after such a powerful cryjaculation.
Cryjaculation by sean jay April 29, 2024

crojaculation 

When a crow that is packing attempts to shoot a load until becoming self aware and realising that he is infertile.. then he shoots himself rather than a load
"Ay bro, did you see that mega-crojaculation?"
crojaculation by b1llb1llson April 1, 2025

Crojaculation 

When a crow that is packing attempts to shoot a load until becoming self aware and realising that he is infertile.. then he shoots himself rather than a load
"Ay bro, did you see that crojaculation? That shit was crazy!"
Crojaculation by b1llb1llson April 1, 2025
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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

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Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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