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carjaculation 

Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.
Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!
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Conjaculations 

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.
I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!
Conjaculations by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

earjaculation 

When your ear spaffs a collection of wax out without any warning whatsoever. Often whilst chatting to a colleague.
Whilst chatting to Nick I had an earjaculation. It was a big surprise to both of us, especially as eye contact was in full force.
earjaculation by sevsevs February 28, 2019

Earjaculation 

When you listen to new music and you instantly feel that orgasmic feeling come over your body and all is right in the world.
Listening to The Mars Volta made me experience earjaculation for the first time
Earjaculation by svestiaz July 1, 2010

Crejaculation 

Creative ejaculation

A brainwave resulting in a creative piece of speech, text or some other form of digital artwork.
1. First i got lost in a series of brainfarts, but right after that i creajaculated this heavenly piece of art.

2. This painting is my latest crejaculation.

Cojaculation 

The act of two men spreaded pre-ejaculated cum on each others penis to ejaculate again.
If planning to cojaculate bring clean towels.
Cojaculation by Nemoytion November 30, 2004

Conjaculations 

What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.
- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!
Conjaculations by Pmcparty February 2, 2021