Cojaculation

The act of two men spreaded pre-ejaculated cum on each others penis to ejaculate again.

If planning to cojaculate bring clean towels.

by Nemoytion November 30, 2004

Conjaculations

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.

I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!

by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

Nojaculation

The act of beating off vigorously nonstop and not busting a nut

tom: when ever it beat off nothing comes out

Doctor:extreme case of nojaculation

Tom: NOOOOOOOO!!!!

by the gumaster June 26, 2012

carjaculation

Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.

Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!

by killersbytrade April 3, 2009

lacto coagulation

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut

How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!

by HEPchi July 1, 2009

bojaculation

Ejaculation that occurs while the ejaculator is near, thinking about, or eating Bojangles fried chicken.

As soon as I saw that the next exit had a Bojangles, I bojaculated all over my pants, the steering wheel, and the windshield. It was probably the messiest bojaculation ever.

by J… March 20, 2008

Crejaculation

Creative ejaculation

A brainwave resulting in a creative piece of speech, text or some other form of digital artwork.

1. First i got lost in a series of brainfarts, but right after that i creajaculated this heavenly piece of art.

2. This painting is my latest crejaculation.

by Mediajockeys.nl March 13, 2011