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Conjaculations 

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.
I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!
Conjaculations by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

Nojaculation 

The act of beating off vigorously nonstop and not busting a nut
tom: when ever it beat off nothing comes out

Doctor:extreme case of nojaculation

Tom: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Nojaculation by the gumaster June 26, 2012

carjaculation 

Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.
Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!

lacto coagulation 

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut
How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!
lacto coagulation by HEPchi July 1, 2009

bojaculation

Ejaculation that occurs while the ejaculator is near, thinking about, or eating Bojangles fried chicken.
As soon as I saw that the next exit had a Bojangles, I bojaculated all over my pants, the steering wheel, and the windshield. It was probably the messiest bojaculation ever.
bojaculation by J… March 20, 2008

Crejaculation 

Creative ejaculation

A brainwave resulting in a creative piece of speech, text or some other form of digital artwork.
1. First i got lost in a series of brainfarts, but right after that i creajaculated this heavenly piece of art.

2. This painting is my latest crejaculation.