Crustable

A crustable means you look or feel like your "ratchet" or a "Bum" or just non presentable.

Man I didn't even have time to put on some nice clothes this morning now I look like a crustable.

by RiriTea February 19, 2018

Crustable

A girls' unda-wears; sometimes with crust in them.
It really depends on the pair.

We totally taped that bitches crustables from the ceiling, those things were NASTY.

by Yo, It's Cold As Shit In Here, Dawg. April 29, 2005

Crustable

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich that will have you nutting in seconds from its heavenly goodness

This crustable makes me want to nut everywhere!

by Greenpoop24361 February 16, 2021

Crustabate

This occurs when crust seeps out of an individual.

Dan Millahews crustabated on the haters, daily.

by Millahews March 26, 2019

Croistable

A croistable is the line located down the centre of the male scrotum leading to the lower shaft of the penile region.

Damm, my croistable is sweaty!
Oh lads, i was giving my croistable a good scratching yesterday.
What are you doing on my croistable?

by Omar Ahmadi November 2, 2008

Rusty Crustacean

The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.

Dude, I totally gave Candice the ol' Rusty Crustacean last night... She loved it.

by Nick Buhlugahorn April 13, 2015

constable candy

Constable Candy is the ultimate definition of what it means to be a man. Every man wants to be like him and every woman wants to be with him. Constable Candy is sweet on the eye and according to Zac, sweet on the lips. His charm is not lost on the males either, apparently Constable Candy has the best of both worlds.... Asian good looks but with the aussie long schlong. When Constable Candy wears a tight black shirt, it makes everyones day!

Melanie - "Hey Aimee, did you see Constable Candy in his tight black top?"
Aimee - "Ooohhh Yeah!! He is so frikken hot!"

Constable Candy - "I can't wait to have a slurpee after this job!"
Zac - "I will give you a slurpee after this job, Constable Candy!"

Unnamed female - "Constable Candy just gave me a moisty"
Unnamed male - "I would turn gay for Constable Candy"

by Evidentary November 28, 2013