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Crudes

Crudes are basically a proactive or suggestive photo of your girl or boyfriend. Not to get confused with full on nudes, crudes are HALF naked photos. If it is a boy, they would be in their boxers. And a girl, in their bra and panties.
Hey, baby. Send crudes, I wanna see you in your new bra~
by AlienKun14 October 21, 2018
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Las Cruces High School

Your average school. You go there, you see lots of people talking and chatting while being lonely. When you enter, you see the shitty ‘bulldawg’ mascot plastered all over that it annoys you so much.. You go from class to class “learning” unimportant stuff and then you finally go home only to find out that you have extra unimportant stuff called homework…
Las Cruces High School, home of the bulldawgs? More like Lost Causes High Shit, home of the bullcraps!
by RiskyLol December 14, 2022
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Crudest row

The row on the periodic table that you rip off and roll into a blunt and smoke it like an OG. Often used by dope chemistry teachers.
When we walked into chemistry class, we caught our teacher smoking the crudest row.
by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015
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crudessential

An adjective for essential but more sophisticated and more superior beings.
Akkhesh is a crudessential person. He’s too superior for me
by Hello143 April 15, 2021
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crude out

verb; to yell at or chew into a douchebag for something stupid he/she did. Typically said by Maine hicks without proper understanding of real English.
crude out: "The mustache lady at Subway fucked up my order again, so I cruded that bitch out."
by E-Dubs June 3, 2006
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eau de toe crude'

The olifactory sensation that occurs when a large overheated woman wearing full panty hose removes her pumps and waddles around the office with only nylons covering her smelly feet.
Sean: I know that's not perfume I'm smelling!

T. Rex: Au contraire, that's just Cathy's eau de toe crude'
by Higley July 11, 2011
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Crudeness

crudeness: , 1.vulgar or obscene behavior totally unacceptable to cultural norms, which generally lacks tact, taste and is seen as offensive.
Joe Blow's crudeness was appalling today when he banged that chick on the casket at the funeral.
by zombiedater January 17, 2010
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