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An insanely hot, funny, humble chud.
I sent her a word that doesn't exist anywhere on Google and she took four days to respond. When she did, she said 'I like chudess. Let's keep it.' Typical chudess behaviour.
Chudess by Upbeat4073 July 16, 2026
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crudessential 

An adjective for essential but more sophisticated and more superior beings.
Akkhesh is a crudessential person. He’s too superior for me
crudessential by Hello143 April 15, 2021
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Friend 1: See that broad over there? Don't mess with her, she beat up 5 dudes in a bar fight last night.

Friend 2: Damn she's a chadess.
chadess by gabrielecirulli November 3, 2021

the chudes 

Noun. Sudden paralysis accompanied by an utter inability to vocalize that is triggered when the victim is called upon to speak in public. Often accompanied by a persistent erection in adolescent males.
Jim got a bad case of The Chudes in front of the Junior class assembly.
the chudes by Shilly-Shally January 1, 2018
A chav (somone who thinks they rule all humanity) crossed with a gumpus that thinks they're rude and hard. They're probably not. A female chude will probably be wearing heavy eyeliner, a scowl and carry a burbury handbag. A male will have a TN cap on, be standing outside shopping centres and shouting abuse. They usually hang in big packs. It's for protection, in case a REAL rude comes along and starts talking to them. This would scare them and they would run away and hide. If you or someone you love has been in contact with a chude, don't worry. They are losers.
Chude:Haha! That girl is wearing no eyeliner. Ha! What a chav
Real rude:Hey what you doing?
Chude: Er...Nothing. (scurries away.)
Rude: Oh! I just met a chude.
Chudes by Tiffin May 15, 2005
It's an acronym for Creepy Homosexual Underground Dewlling Sack Sucker
Man: Look at that guy he is such a CHUDSS
Woman: Yeah I know
Lonigan:Communism!
CHUDSS by Jason Lemay May 9, 2008
The female equivalent of a "Chode". An undesirable woman, usually one that attends local clubs/bars/venues attempting to get laid.
I can't believe that chodess at the end of the bar is hitting on me, she looks like a zombie Margaret Thatcher.
Chodess by BlackJesus1449 January 8, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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