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Crotchberry

When someone using their BlackBerry constatntly puts it between their legs while texting, emailing or using the phone in general. It can be used to describe the aforementioned or as a verb.
"did you see Jim during the meeting? His head was down like he was sleeping the whole time."
"no, he was just using his CrotchBerry."

"Carl was totally CrotchBerrying during history class today."
Crotchberry by HOTCOCAINE July 1, 2009
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Crunchberry 

When fucking a man in the ass missionary style, and sucking his cock at the same time.
The other day I gave Cory a sloppy crunchberry, and it tasted so good!

scrotchberry 

The fruit which is obtained through scratching ones dick.
Johnny ate a scrotchberry.
scrotchberry by Aaron July 21, 2003

crunchberry 

Another word for an ecstasy pill. Taken from an episode of Drawn Together where Wooldor eats "crunchberries" and rolls hella balls.
"No more crunchberries for you Wooldor!"
"but.. but I need them to relax!"

"Yo, wanna eat a crunchberry with me?"
crunchberry by daedalus0x1a4 April 6, 2008
Of or pertaining to the crotch region
My crotchery itches terribly.

Man, that girl's crotchery situation is BAD.
crotchery by The Mad Doctor May 15, 2007

choochberry

an idiot, moron.

Basically the same thing as a dingleberry, but more colorful
What a friggen choochberry!
choochberry by palulah March 4, 2010

crotchtery 

Crabby, grumpy . Grouchy . Crusty
I tried to reason with him but he was so crotchtery ]that I walked away ..
crotchtery by Memaloca July 4, 2016