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crunchberry 

Another word for an ecstasy pill. Taken from an episode of Drawn Together where Wooldor eats "crunchberries" and rolls hella balls.
"No more crunchberries for you Wooldor!"
"but.. but I need them to relax!"

"Yo, wanna eat a crunchberry with me?"
crunchberry by daedalus0x1a4 April 6, 2008

A California Crunchberry 

When you get a blow job from a girl who has cold sores on her mouth. Other version: "Frosted California Crunchberries" - when you glaze the cold sores with ejaculate after the blowjob.
"Oh I didn't care she was having an outbreak, she gave me A California Crunchberry"

Crunchery 

A made up word started at Belle Vernon PA Wal mart by a bunch of bored unloaders, its generally refers to a problem, issue, or just said at random, variations are crunchtastic, cruncherific, crunchlicious and anything else you can make up
That trucks a mess, whata crunchery!

Captain Crunchery cereal!
Crunchery by Chaosshadowzero August 15, 2011

crunch berry poop 

The notoriously green dyed poop that occurs after eating nothing but Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal during a typical digestive cycle.
Inspired, Connor stared with intense delight and awe at the crunch berry poop resting delicately at the bottom of his toilet.
crunch berry poop by MattJanda September 8, 2010

Chunchberry 

1. The fleshy area between the butthole and the grundle that collects lint, grundle sweat, excrement, and excess toilet paper. This area is known to be inhabited by a multitude of Chunchberries.
"I went down on your mother last night and she left Chunchberries on my mouth, but it's okay because I passed them to you when we made out earlier"

"Did you guys hear what Nelson did yesterday? He shot a chunchberry through a straw at Mr. Baker during history class! It shall be known as Legendberry!"
Chunchberry by Sean Sizemore SS February 18, 2010

Krunchberry beast 

Woman with no neck, thick shoulders, and large breasts.

often unkempt
You'll recognize a Krunchberry beast by its distinct "apple" figure.
Krunchberry beast by cruelbutcool October 4, 2008