Top definition
When fucking a man in the ass missionary style, and sucking his cock at the same time.
The other day I gave Cory a sloppy crunchberry, and it tasted so good!
by John Bergeron April 19, 2007
Get the mug
Get a Crunchberry mug for your friend Yasemin.
This is an injury that occurs when two men are having sex in the missionary position and the guy on the bottom gets his testicles smashed by the stomach of the guy on top.
Guy 1: Hey why can't you play football today?

Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.
by jebbofthedead February 10, 2014
Get the mug
Get a Crunch Berries mug for your cousin Zora.
The resultant effect of dingle berries that have not given up their attachment to anus hair and have therefore become dehydrated.
Because of his coarse anal hair, Fred had several attached crunch berries and cried out when he sat down
by Zack March 26, 2004
Get the mug
Get a crunch berries mug for your bunkmate Manafort.
Tiny droplets of dried blood found while performing cunnilingus during and immediately after menstruation.
I ve waited all month for this. Krista’s crunchberries are delicious.
by Smellz Gooood March 08, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Crunchberries mug for your Facebook friend Rihanna.
Another word for an ecstasy pill. Taken from an episode of Drawn Together where Wooldor eats "crunchberries" and rolls hella balls.
"No more crunchberries for you Wooldor!"
"but.. but I need them to relax!"

"Yo, wanna eat a crunchberry with me?"
by daedalus0x1a4 April 06, 2008
Get the mug
Get a crunchberry mug for your father-in-law Paul.
Another name for a Cock Blocker, hence the C and B in Crunch Berry. Generally, it is a less vulagar word to use.
Dude 1: Dude! She's a total crunch berry!
Dude 2: Dude, I know. She totally crunch berried me.
by Tony the Tiger001 October 18, 2011
Get the mug
Get a Crunch Berry mug for your friend Jovana.