scrotchberry

The fruit which is obtained through scratching ones dick.

Johnny ate a scrotchberry.

by Aaron July 21, 2003

stretchberry

Busted blood vessels in the anus of a male or female caused by frequent anal sex.

Evan's hemrhoid problems were proceded by numerous painful stretchberries.

by WordDr. May 23, 2005

Crotchberry

When someone using their BlackBerry constatntly puts it between their legs while texting, emailing or using the phone in general. It can be used to describe the aforementioned or as a verb.

"did you see Jim during the meeting? His head was down like he was sleeping the whole time."
"no, he was just using his CrotchBerry."

"Carl was totally CrotchBerrying during history class today."

by HOTCOCAINE July 1, 2009